So glad that these whiny brat kids who got freelo on Kalista for so long are getting the nerf bat.

Wiggle Dat Butt··3 votes·765 views

It's about time these prepubescent, banana-hammock wearing, pimply-faced Kalista mains got the nerf bat. I just don't think it's enough. This chick needs the Elise treatment. Put her in a box and throw away the key. I can't wait until the realization comes that this was not strong enough of a nerf and that they bring in pinch-hitter Morello with his special Nerf Bat.

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Rueian2 votes

Do you eat alot of Ramen?

Wiggle Dat Butt3 votes

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Do you eat alot of Ramen?

No but your mother said she sure likes my noodle!

Rueian1 votes

Well whatever you are eating... You sure are salty. No need to get mad at an imbalance, you either adopt it, learn to work around it, or give up.

Discoinfernape1 votes

Lol slayed him.

aaronautumn1 votes

what is a banana hammock?

Wiggle Dat Butt2 votes

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what is a banana hammock?

Tighty-Whiteys

aaronautumn2 votes

:-0

Altricad1 votes

If you looked at the changes to her on pbe, you'd understand why kali mains are complaining.

The changes to her rend allow kali to max her soul-marked in lane while having the same %ad ratio in mid-game on rend.

Essentialy, kali can deal 20% max hp magic damage even sooner now when team fights happen around dragon, while she falls off late game due to the 10% damage reduction.

This is by no means "Elise-ing" her, this is the "Lee sin" effect. She'll be overbearing as hell in mid game and useless in late

Shes Gone Now1 votes

She is ranked 13/18 in Platinum + and the boards are just nothing but complaining about her. I haven't even seen her in a game in like two months. I don't even play her but this kind of behavior disgusts me. Is this the same guy that wanted to "buff" Elise? People that complain about a champion that is dead unless your in Diamond premade 5's are idiots.

bizzle891 votes

I'd say Bronze-Thoughts, but this guy is Level 24 :D So here have a cookie. Maybe you'll reach one day lvl 30!

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