Yasuo is bullshit

Yasuo's Windwall

The fantasy: Yasuo's windwall should be a clutch ability that requires a lot of thought and depth. Do you hold on to it to force the enemies to save their ultimates or do you use it quickly in the heat of the battle?

The reality: It's a giant cockblock that lasts for four(!!) seconds (which is an eternity in a team fight). Worse still, if you're ranged and want to fight Yasuo you have to play "ring around the wall" and try to face him in melee range before he kills you.

Yasuo's Dash

The fantasy: Yasuo should be a hyper mobile squishy champion that uses this ability to outplay opponents.

The reality: Yasuo builds tank and thus turns into a hypermobile tank. Worse, he zones you off your cs at level one lest you get dashed upon and take a shitload of damage.

Yasuo's Q

The fantasy: Yasuo has a ranged proc on his Q to enable him to farm safely from range and harass his opponents if he times it correctly.

The reality: Yasuo sits on his empowered Q forever and shits on you if you try to cs.

Yasuo's R

The fantasy: Wombo combo! When Yasuo gets a multi proc R off he should get a huge burst of damage across all targets affected.

The reality: For some reason, you get an additional 50% armor penetration. Who knows why? Fuck tanks - that's why!

Yasuo is squishy

The fantasy: Yasuo is a hypermobile champion who survives by outplaying his opponent.

The reality: Yasuo becomes a tanky limpet that overpowers you with base damages.

Yasuo should have a high skill cap

The fantasy: Due to having so much in his kit, Yasuo should be hard to play and have a low win rate if he has a high play rate.

The reality: 57% win rate, baby!

In before the Yasuo mains downvote me.