League of Legends player in the town of ______ use this simple strategy and doctors hate them!

xelaker··2 votes·453 views

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Stop feeding. No really, stop. And I know what you are going to say, "oh b-b-b-but xelaker, if I play safe I can't farm and rush my item 3078,item 3089,or item 3031 and do tons of damage". And my response is, you aren't going to get any farm because the enemy is going to be 7/1 and will chunk 3/4 of your health in a trade for a ranged minion, then tower dive you for another hefty sum of gold. During the lane phase each time you die you should play a little bit safer, and if you hit the magic number of 3 deaths in the span of the first 5 minutes you should start reconsidering what you are doing in your current roll, champ, rank, or league.

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SwiftKitten882 votes

as much as this advise needs to be taken... not feeding is a hell of a lot harder because of how little it takes to snowball now... you cant exactly "play safe and our-scale the enemy", when bot already gave 4 kill to the adc.. you NEED gold RIGHT THEN to stop them or you lost anyways or you lost anyways.

it's great advise but unless every person on your team can manage not to feed. it wont help you anymore.

xelaker1 votes

Every little bit helps a turnaround

SwiftKitten881 votes

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Every little bit helps a turnaround

yes.. but unfortunately sometimes it's like a late game teamfight. you may not want to pull the trigger because its a bad fight. but one an ally gets caught, the fight has started and running will only guarantee the loss, so you got to take that last ditch "Hail Mary" chance, its all or nothing

Hey h0w r ya1 votes

Agreed

Saw your 0-8 Sona game

Laughed hard

Top quality shit post

Get Ogre Here2 votes

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Agreed

Saw your 0-8 Sona game

Laughed hard

Top quality shit post

LMAO

xelaker1 votes

like your 3/12/13 ashe?

Yea sona wasn't gonna excel in a match with a fed veig, lee, gangplank, and a tris. Not to mention my deaths are spread out over the entire game's length, but you use whatever you need to fit your narrative man. Intelligent responses are hard, better go with the argumentative fallacies to back me up.

Hey h0w r ya2 votes

I'm not the one giving advice on how not to feed pal

Sasogwa1 votes

{quoted}

like your 3/12/13 ashe?

Yea sona wasn't gonna excel in a match with a fed veig, lee, gangplank, and a tris. Not to mention my deaths are spread out over the entire game's length, but you use whatever you need to fit your narrative man. Intelligent responses are hard, better go with the argumentative fallacies to back me up.

Oh come on, do u really need to get hardcore upset at some harmless funny trashtalk

xelaker1 votes

did I hurt your feelings too? The dude shit talks all over the boards, I'm sure he has thick skin.

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