alright... im saying it

yamimosh·Jul 12, 2015·34 votes·2,522 views

VAYNE PLAYERS! YES EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS, ENEMY VAYNES, FRIENDLY VAYNES! COME ONE, COME ALL, AND LEND ME YOUR STUBBORN ASS EARS

vaynes... you know who you are... youre not even a league player anymore. you, teemo, and riven players have all earned the rights as dicks, but vaynes in particular. when someone who isnt you, is carrying your stubborn, sorry ass... FUCKING LET THEM! just because youre vayne, doesnt mean you suddenly are the god carry of this game and anyone else who thinks/tries to carry shall be plagued with 40 minutes of stressful 4v5's

please... vayne players... i know youre not gonna listen to this anyway. so just stop playing her, never touch her again, every adc is better than her anyway, not because of their kit, but because every other adc doesnt turn the player into a massive dickhead when played for more than 3 games

24 Comments

SxliJul 12, 201520 votes

lol I think im the only adc main who couldnt care less who gets the kill as long as I get an assist.

xl Kirito lxJul 12, 20153 votes

I mean, I'm fine with an assist, but

if the bullets mid-air people, come on. Caitlyn

Ariel the CruelJul 12, 20157 votes

Leona Eclipse is on a timer. Not my fault. ;p Fiddlesticks Why do you think I'm even here? Nami Not within my control. The AA bonus damage isn't even that big. (Yes, I've had this happen.) Maokai Ult duration ran out. Morgana It's called zoning. Not my fault they walked into the puddle. Annie Sor-- actually, no. I'm not sorry. Not even a little. Bard They died to a Bard. It's called "comedy." Soraka I actually just hate you. That's all there is too it. Blitzcrank Ult damage is random. Gangplank Yarr har har! Thresh Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha. Zyra The plants completely ignore champions half the time, despite my instructions. How was I supposed to know this time would be different? Lulu Blame Pix. Lux You're welcome. Braum Braum is sorry, little girl. Honest! Janna I just peeled you out of a 1v5 for the 3ed time in 6 minutes. This is a service fee. Galio You took too long. You know how my ult works. Nautilus Sometimes I feel like this ADC is just weighing me down . . . Shen I was trying to give you some health. Sona . . . JarvanIV DEMACIA! Karma They can literally walk away from anything I have. Blame them. Kayle You'll tank me later. TahmKench Oh, right. You can't target things after I eat them. . . Xerath I just wanted some mana! Maokai I just wanted some health! Azir Silence, mortal! Nidalee Spear damage is variable. I didn't know it would kill them at max range.

D2VincentJul 13, 20152 votes

Karthus : Hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta get a pentakill here, and I'm the only one here with the proper skin for it.

Ariel the CruelJul 13, 20153 votes

Sona Olaf Yorick

D2VincentJul 13, 20151 votes

A: You forgot Morde HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

B: I'm a Karthus main so he's the only champ I could think of... (he's the only Pentakill Champ I have anyway :P )

WheatloafJul 13, 20151 votes

He was talking about Statue of Karthus, obviously. Enemy team needed some democracy.

Meeks011Jul 12, 20152 votes

Yeah, I literally couldn't give a shit if I have 150 less gold. You need it more than me cause I'm taking all the CS.

windwolf777Jul 13, 20151 votes

You and me both. I come in the mind that I don't care what the final score is. A win is a win. If I'm an adc that ends the game as 0/2/30, then I am completely fine as we won either way.

RottedApplesJul 12, 201510 votes

whoa whoa whoa. What did i do wrong Teemo I understand the riven/vayne mains but are you seriously going to lump teemo in with them?

Ace Access Jul 12, 20151 votes

he should be lumped with bad support players

RottedApplesJul 12, 20151 votes

but teemo isn't a support. i've done it before, and it is difficult but he isn't a support.

IceKingChernobogJul 12, 20156 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiwkTJ04vo

XadiousJul 12, 20151 votes

{quoted}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiwkTJ04vo

Love it

Baby GhoulJul 12, 20153 votes

This is so true. If they don't have the most kills they throw a diva tantrum and point out how they do the most damage. If they fall behind they AFK farm bot because they're salty they didn't get enough ganks. It's annoying, but thankfully you can start roaming as support mid game.

ShuffledPancakeJul 12, 20152 votes

You're*

3tysonJul 12, 20156 votes

shoo

NewFoundAbilityJul 12, 20152 votes

#Relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-O721fX8RU

Silents429Jul 12, 20152 votes

but because every other adc doesnt turn the player into a massive dickhead when played for more than 3 games

Pretty sure you are being the massive dick head right now.

Meeks011Jul 12, 20152 votes

I don't think your intended audience is intelligent enough to go online.

AseeraaJul 12, 20151 votes

Well said my friend, well said.

KeevalroyJul 12, 20151 votes

but vaynes in particular. when someone who isnt you, is carrying your stubborn, sorry ass... FUCKING LET THEM!

I do this to the point that I'm often nonexistent from playing so passively and hiding behind my team.

please... vayne players... i know youre not gonna listen to this anyway.

Yeah I will?

but because every other adc doesnt turn the player into a massive dickhead when played for more than 3 games

Kalista players do it before they even buy her. Vayne players are bad, yeah, but have you even once played with a Kalista you'd want to play with again? In my experience they're as cancerous as her design is.

Face The SunJul 13, 20151 votes

I bought vayne at level 15 and never played her again.

TaredomJul 13, 20151 votes

Well said, pretty much explains how i feel anytime i see her on either team. Allow me to add that every vayne i see on my team feeds the lane and every bot lane i have that goes against one feeds her. :(