Patch 7.1 - Nerfburger and Fryze

The Ignoble·1/11/2017, 4:40:42 PM·4 votes·869 views

CHAMPIONS

  • Anivia's Glacial Storm now makes a pretty flash when it's bigger.
  • Camille is now 3.142% less broken.
  • We buffed Draven's axes moustache. Because Draven.
  • Kalista now makes pin cushions out of enemy champions all the time.
  • Karma got to her. Her W and empowered E got nerfed a bit.
  • As it turns out, pumping more electricy into something makes that thing hurt more. We adjusted Kennen's ultimate in light of this discovery.
  • Champions now apply Eau De Jungle™ when they stealth, so Lee Sin can no longer hit them with his E.
  • Lucian is no longer a champion you pick to lose the game.
  • Poppy is still looking for that hero, it's just that she'll be more beat up and the hammer she'll give them is gonna be pretty much useless. I mean, these guys here make weapons for a living, and even they can't use the damn hammer properly.
  • Ryze to the occasion. Just not in the early game, OK?
  • Smokey helped stop forest fires by making Shyvana's W not deal more damage to monsters.
  • We hit Syndra's knees with a bat, so she has less skill handling lots of balls. (I honestly can't find a way to make this any less of an innuendo. Sorry.)
  • Talon can now farm under a turret.
  • Elementalist Lux is now less deceiving.

ITEMS

  • You now have to pay attention to your ZZ'Rot Portal

SUMMONER'S RIFT

  • Plants have been trimmed and weeded where necessary in order to maintain a beautiful looking jungle.
  • Early ganking junglers will no longer ruin the botlane's day after just 2 minutes.

TWISTED TREELINE

  • Every champ will now look and feel exactly the same on the rift as they do when you go to Twisted Treeline.

LEAGUE CLIENT UPDATE

  • You can now sort away friends who are offline or taking selfies.
  • Potato Mode now tells you if you're on a potato but not on Potato Mode.
  • Lots of bugfixing. We think.

QUEUE HEALTH Queues are looking as rosy as a baby's bum.

BUGFIXES

  • Flags no longer count as living things for Kha'Zix's passive.
  • Shacoboxes now remember to go invisible again after being revealed.
  • Hecarim has finally realised - running really fast into a turret makes your head hurt. A lot. Also it doesn't make your now-broken lance do more damage to the turret.
  • We removed Karma's instant disco kit from her W.
  • Surprise Party crows now properly throw a surprise party like Surprise Party Fiddlesticks can.

NEW CONTENT

  • All your base are belong to Dreadnova Gangplank - coming this patch!
  • Three new Warring Kingdom skins for Azir, Garen and Vi (which is obVIously the best one) will be launched this patch.
  • Chromas are still a thing. I know this cause Jinx is getting some.

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