Dear Sorakas

Must keep master alive!

{quoted}When I'm at 7/8 of my health you don't have to heal me ._.

It makes me feel bad seeing you at 1/8

It's just my passive aggressive way of telling the enemy team that I will not let you die.

There should be a picture of a shriveled Soraka trying to still give blood.

http://i.gifntext.com/25535-why-didn-t-you-let-me-heal-you.gif

It makes us sad seeing you not at full health.

I'd usually only do that to my adc if i'm going back to base. But I get the humour in that. XD

ADC: takes poke Soraka: Heals you

ADC: takes 1 minion attack Soraka: heals you

ADC: Enemy laner looks at you funny Soraka: heals you

Enemy Cait: Locks ult onto soraka ADC: damn it Soraka quit being so nice

An ally has been slain

ill heal people till i drop dead!

"Executed!"

...whoops...

Dear god tier trash adc,

GTFO their damage range. Thx. I just did the math and if i'm 1/8 of my hp right now, it's because you tanked nearly 6x your hp bar in the last minute. For the love of god, it's time to get out of that dps range.

Sincerly, you're Soraka main who could do better then you with those CS btw...

lol im so guilty of this. :) +1 to your post for the good morning laugh.

Dear ADC, We get stronger heals from our Qs the lower our health is.

We might just be doing it because a Q at the lower health will result in a greater net gain.

Also we love you please keep carrying me ;w;

Don't top off the adc? pft, I also top off minions the enemy is about to last hit, just to be annoying and get free starcalls on enemy adc.

Lol, when Soraka, I don't heal until they half health or less. if my ADC doesn't have life steal then the hell they pick adc for?

she is still alive right?

NO

NO

NONONONONO I'll HEAL YOU TILL I DIE

it isnt me that die saving you, its you that kill me taking free damage from enemies

It puts down the heals or it gets the hose again [zombie-nunu-bummed]

I'm sorry. I get a high when I'm near death and the enemy wants to kill me. >.>

#justadcmainthings

Sometimes I feel the need to heal you because I want to look like I'm doing my job. Plus, you're going to kill someone? GIMME THAT ASSIST I NEED IT!

And kthxbye I'm recalling.

[zombie-brand-clap]

Funny joke

It's funny, because unless you're a , , , ... I do so in case the team focuses you in a team fight.

You'd be surprised how many times I would see someone almost die at full HP in less than 3 seconds because a or came out of nowhere and obliterated my poor ally. I cap them off because my mastery also grants them additional magic resistance along other benefits :)

I'm backing anyways. I don't want to stay on the field at 1/8

1. Gets ancient Coin first item
2. prioritizes skilling W
3. ????
4. profit

on a more serious note: I honestly don't see the need to use starcall to harass, unless I'm at full mana and like 1/2 hp or something.

I do it because I feel paranoid that if you get randomly bursted while not at 100% health, you'll die at after a sliver of health that could have been prevented a minute ago. ;n;