"F!@# Riot for moving the servers my ping is so high I can't even Q" Lobotomized Darius player.

Holgranth·Aug 26, 2015·63 votes·2,603 views

How many morons am I going to get this week with no idea what Skarner shrines are? How many uneducated goat humping semiliterate portapotty dwelling wifi stealing sodomites are going to ask what the dragon ghost is?

And yet these same people bitch about the server move... If you can read that the servers are moving you can take 2 minuets to SCAN the goddamn patch notes and see if there are any major changes to champions you play! You probably devote hundreds of hours a year to this hobby. What is the mental block with half the population of league with actually doing the slightest bit of research?

21 Comments

SerevasAug 26, 201524 votes

I've played probably 3 skarner jungle games since the rework, and out of the total possible 27 people in the game that could know about the spires, I had maybe 4 people who actually knew what they were.

I don't understand how people either don't read the patch notes, or don't bother to look up the champions they're playing with/against if they're not familiar with them.

The other day I parried Garen's ultimate with Fiora and he couldn't comprehend what happened and insisted I was hacking.

It's just insane how little people actually know about the changes in the game. When the jungle changed at the beginning of the season I took 2 weeks to learn everything I could about the jungle before jumping into it, meanwhile I had people instalocking Lee Sin Jungle and getting instagibbed at the first buff. I don't get what's so hard about a little bit of research to know what you're doing before you attempt it.

HolgranthAug 26, 201514 votes

Its like they would rather fail than admit they have something to learn, even though the thing they are learning about has only existed for a day or two.

SerevasAug 26, 20153 votes

Yeah it's pretty absurd. Or my favorite is the Morde Bot lane underestimation, I had a sivir decide to stand toe to toe with me and try to fight, so I hit q and obliterate her with the third hit + ulti to take her tower as well.

Shroom JunkieAug 26, 20151 votes

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When the jungle changed at the beginning of the season I took 2 weeks to learn everything I could about the jungle before jumping into it, meanwhile I had people instalocking Lee Sin Jungle and getting instagibbed at the first buff. I don't get what's so hard about a little bit of research to know what you're doing before you attempt it.

I don't get how people fail at the jungle. I joined in like the beginning of this year, so I assume pretty close to the start of the season, and started jungling as soon as I got smite then mained it. I was totally efficient with it and still am, getting dragon as soon as I can, and even doing dragon level 4 on Udyr alone. Like holy crap how do people get executed so fucking much?!

SerevasAug 26, 20154 votes

Well if you were used to the old jungle, you could start buff, full clear your jungle and gank with at minimum half hp on basically any champion in the game, so then you had people without sustain, decent shielding, etc would try to full clear and just get murdered by the jungle camps.

Udyr is super effective in the jungle due to his shield and life steal on the same ability, but if you played Udyr in the old jungle, you barely dropped any hp, it was super easy. You could practically start a camp, then browse the web while your auto attacks killed it, and have no worries.

Shroom JunkieAug 26, 20151 votes

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Well if you were used to the old jungle, you could start buff, full clear your jungle and gank with at minimum half hp on basically any champion in the game, so then you had people without sustain, decent shielding, etc would try to full clear and just get murdered by the jungle camps.

Udyr is super effective in the jungle due to his shield and life steal on the same ability, but if you played Udyr in the old jungle, you barely dropped any hp, it was super easy. You could practically start a camp, then browse the web while your auto attacks killed it, and have no worries.

Lol, nice.

BakedLotionAug 26, 201510 votes

"gg my 5 ping is unplayable" -west coast

MaratsuneAug 27, 20156 votes

"uneducated goat humping semiliterate portapotty dwelling wifi stealing sodomites"

I got the sudden urge to clap???

Ariel the CruelAug 27, 20155 votes

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LaceUp23Aug 27, 20151 votes

Draaaaaaaaven can't grab the lantern if 2 people are on top of him.

Nor would Draaaaaaaaaven ever admit defeat and take the lantern anyway.

MetalGearTeemuAug 26, 20152 votes

sounds pretty typical of east coasters. whine about how impossible their ping is then dismiss the problems of folks in hawaii and alaska.

Photos of GhostsAug 26, 201511 votes

We're talking about Darius players who don't realise a delay on Q has been introduced.

LaceUp23Aug 27, 20152 votes

uneducated goat humping semiliterate portapotty dwelling wifi stealing sodomites

You could just say business majors. They are basically the same thing, but saying business majors won't get your post deleted lol.

VerxintAug 27, 20152 votes

The number of people I've had go "OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU GET STUNNED WTF" when I'm playing Fiora is rather depressing.

YormaughmAug 27, 20152 votes

I've found that people who are dumb have quite the aversion to research and facts. Not saying that people who don't research are dumb (they might just be lazy/busy.) But it's true that people who have no idea what they're talking about will pretty much always insist that they're right and you're wrong. By the way I'm talking about life in general not just League of Legends.

ElegantDogeAug 27, 20152 votes

I can't understand how people can't read patch notes.The thing is announced,there is links to read it ,it just takes 2 minutes .Ok,may be more for this one because of the huge changes but people have no excuse for no reading patch notes.They have plenty of times to do it instead of going in game and eventually ruining the game of 4 players because of their laziness. Yeah i might sound a bit extreme but i have myself a friend who NEVER read patch notes.Recently we had to tell him,pretty violently that it's extremely anoying having to tell him everything that has changed and what is new DURING the game where we can't babysit his laziness.Fortunetaly ,he reads now.

PT WaluigiAug 26, 20151 votes

I don't have 100% stable internet, but even I notice barely any diffrence with the server change. And even then, I try to be reasonable and forgiving my team and sometimes admit that, lag or not, I did goofed. Instead people going "LAG" and claiming that they're challenger smurfs and the only reason they are losing is because of FRICKIN CHICAGO! And that the "challenger" couldn't even read the patch notes...bet he doesn't know that league has a website.

MohawkBirdAug 26, 20151 votes

But I live in Chicago.

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League of PotatoAug 27, 20151 votes

Because people are lazy and don't realize that it actually does take work/research to be better at games. I feel like people assume that they'll just wake up one day and perform perfectly at every task in the game.

Troll for TrumpAug 27, 20151 votes

Except Dariu's Q is actually bad.

cruizSep 5, 20151 votes

yea this server move sucked...you'd think being in California it wouldn't be too bad, and by the ping it's not terrible (from 30 to 90's - low 100's), but ever since it moved I notice I keep lagging like crazy. Multiple times in game now my champ would just move to an area I clicked and stand there for a good 2 - 10 seconds..lagged out doing nothing. It's really annoying.