@Riot: It's once again impossible for me to play because of you.

I know I'm never going to get a response, or even a pseudo-solution (especially considering this issue has been around for a long long long time), but I figured I might as well try anyway.

Your complete insistence on putting "pros" (moost of them aren't too amazing) in-positions-that-try-to make-them-look-tough-as-they-fail-miserably-and-break-the-fourth-wall on the Home screen never fails to impress me. I'm not exactly comfortable with a bunch of dudes suddenly appearing in front of me and staring into my soul. I'm pretty sure most people are like that. I'm not weird. At least not weird in this way.

And honestly, it's kinda fine, if you had a choice.

What's not fine is: Log in? They're there, staring into your soul. You can't even close any individual windows or close it to get rid of them. Someone dodged? They're there, staring into your soul. Someone again? They're there, staring into your soul. Someone yet again? They're there, staring into your soul. Cancelled queue? They're there, staring into your soul. Game ended? They're there, staring into your soul.

Why? Why why why why why. All because pretty much everything defaults you back to the home screen against your will, where everything is shoved in your face. So they can continue to stare into your soul and make you extremely uncomfortable as often as possible.

I think this might be my last plea for a solution, before finally giving up on this company and game and just moving on.