Buffing assassins is proof enough we are related to chimpanzees

Because they don't balance for silver. They balance for the real competitive tiers like challenger and LCS.

(Which is completely fair)

Something can be broken in bronze because the players are bad, but if you nerf something for bronze it could become unplayable in high tier.

The frustration from playing against Tahm and Illaoi as a melee was just the last straw for me. It was a long time dying but no urge to play again can be found. If League were to go back to revert back to season 2 or evne mid season 4 (basically the patch right before the nidalee rework) it might be enjoyable again.

The game needs to be slowed down but I that will not happen either.

This game just is too focused around LCS in general for me to find it worth playing I guess.