60% chance either lucian or ezreal will be in your game

Arabed··113 votes·5,354 views

Diversity

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Ariel the Cruel54 votes

90% chance an ADC Marksman will be in your game. 40% Chance a Support will be in your game. 60% Chance a "support" will be in your game. 30% Chance you will have 3 or more ADCs Marksman on your team.

  • 80% Chance one of them will be Graves. 50% chance your team won't have a tank. 10% chance there will be an Urgod in your game. 70% chance someone will abuse the OP FotM. 20% your game will have a troll, afk, or something worse. 100% chance everyone forgot they had a top-laner.

Weather at 5.

RavenMagus19 votes

I think the first chance is more than 90%.

Also, what in the heck is a "top-laner"?

Supreme Senpai6931 votes

It's that thing that comes down to buy items every 20 or so minutes

Mhihnj10 votes

oh you mean the weird rock thing?

jeremiahBIO6 votes

for me its a yordle.

Mhihnj5 votes

orange?

jeremiahBIO5 votes

nah, its kinda blue-ish. with giant purple eyes.

Mhihnj6 votes

a hammer, eh?

jeremiahBIO1 votes

yeah. she really really likes that hammer.

JVP151 votes

You get a hammer thing? For me, it is just a dog with a stick. Sometimes, the dog comes back to base. Most of the time, the dog is up in that, "Top lane" you speak of. I don't know.

Zeke Maelstorm1 votes

I see more barbarians go up that way myself.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I keep seeing time lords. I'm not sure if it's the same one or not each time though. What with the whole time thing.

Troll for Trump13 votes

I'll tell you who it's not Yorick

LukeStormwalker1 votes

A Singed

Weasel Kensei1 votes

Urgot chance too high, flavor of the month abuse too low in my opinion.

Otherwise, add it to the WIKI it seems accurate.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Eh. I didn't want to break the pattern.

TallyZrg1 votes

Truer statistics were never mentioned

Dragonlord71371 votes

Boy do I love how ARAM works

Knight Devout25 votes

Iceborne Gauntlet needs to be made work differently on ranged or melee champions. Blue Ez is not overpowered but I also don't feel as it is particularly fair.

sp44112 votes

I dunno, one black guy, one white guy, seems plenty diversity to me.

GrReaper965 votes

No asian dude

sp44111 votes

Ah shit... HEY JHIN, GET OVER HERE!

DragonOfTheVoid1 votes

Jax is a man and a women and he is a crossbreed

JVP151 votes

THAT'S SEXIST! . . . He is also a helicopter.

crippler381 votes

yasuo?

Calabok9 votes

Harken thy statistics! Woeful numbers deployed sadly , randomly Do you count?

SpongebobIsLife9 votes

Cant help that they have both extremely fun and satisfying kits as well as being as strong atm.

1000angrybees8 votes

Can't help that lucian is a bursty little pest and ezreal constantly finds another item to abuse :^)

SpongebobIsLife3 votes

there are other adcs with similar levels of burst, Lucian and ez are both just really fun champs that have kits that allow them to make cool plays.

kaltenashes4 votes

plus a escape from satan sated guinsoo jumping in your face

Zeke Maelstorm1 votes

Teemo item 3931 item 3124

NO BUSH IS SAFE!!!

SlaktarTasken3 votes

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Cant help that they have both extremely fun and satisfying kits as well as being as strong atm.

Lucian I can understand, but why is Ezreal never as fun unless he's breaking some item? Prodiginal explorer? More like prodiginal asshole.

Vekkna7 votes

Rito Underling: Somebody posted on our boards that there's a 60% chance of getting Ezreal or Lucian in every game.

Rito Overloard: Buff Graves.

Rito Underling: Ok? But maybe we should nerf Ezreal or Lucian.

Rito Overlord: You're right, underling. Nerf their base AD by 1 and double their AD growth. Then nerf all their AD ratios on basic abilities by 10% and double the damage on their ultimates. We'll call this...."windows of power."

Rito Underling: Sir, those are buffs, not nerfs.

Rito Overlord: Nonsense, fool! Remember when we nerfed Vayne, Fiora, Ahri, and Master Yi into the ground? Remember when we buffed Teemo and Zyra? Clearly you have no idea what the fuck a nerf or a buff is, underling!

Patch ships. Community says "wtf."

Rito Overlord: Now, now, Community. We just nerfed all these champions because we "listen (tm)" and "value your feedback (tm)." We need 3 full seasons to collect data before maybe possibly finding a Reddit post that tells us how to do our job correctly. At that point we will maybe possibly consider potential hypothetical changes that may or may not solve the problem. Look for some tweaks sometime around patch 9.4. In the meantime, we think Fiddlesticks is oppressive, so we're removing AP jungle items from the game.

chipndip112 votes

{quoted}

Rito Underling: Somebody posted on our boards that there's a 60% chance of getting Ezreal or Lucian in every game.

Rito Overloard: Buff Graves.

Rito Underling: Ok? But maybe we should nerf Ezreal or Lucian.

Rito Overlord: You're right, underling. Nerf their base AD by 1 and double their AD growth. Then nerf all their AD ratios on basic abilities by 10% and double the damage on their ultimates. We'll call this...."windows of power."

Rito Underling: Sir, those are buffs, not nerfs.

Rito Overlord: Nonsense, fool! Remember when we nerfed Vayne, Fiora, Ahri, and Master Yi into the ground? Remember when we buffed Teemo and Zyra? Clearly you have no idea what the fuck a nerf or a buff is, underling!

Patch ships. Community says "wtf."

Rito Overlord: Now, now, Community. We just nerfed all these champions because we "listen (tm)" and "value your feedback (tm)." We need 3 full seasons to collect data before maybe possibly finding a Reddit post that tells us how to do our job correctly. At that point we will maybe possibly consider potential hypothetical changes that may or may not solve the problem. Look for some tweaks sometime around patch 9.4. In the meantime, we think Fiddlesticks is oppressive, so we're removing AP jungle items from the game.

Tried way too hard.

Vekkna7 votes

Yeah, probably too realistic to be funny.

chipndip110 votes

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Yeah, probably too realistic to be funny.

No. Too long and too much hyperbole.

Robbit Mang7 votes

sated tank carry junglers were too strong last patch, so naturally the adcs with mobility and some range become popular. hopefully the nerfs to Yi and titanic hydra and shyvana will bring some other ad carries to light.

kaltenashes6 votes

sorry, i'm almost rank 5 with ez... after that i'll rank one of those three cait/ jhinx

and tbh i dont wanna play adcs without 2 flashes against sated guinsoo

Quantum Weeb3 votes

That's not how it works, you can't just add two pick rates like that. The real percentage is lower since Lucian and Ezreal can be picked in the same game.

If you want to know the actual chance of Ezreal or Lucian being in a given game, you'll need to do some work with either the Riot or Champion.gg API by just scanning a sample of games.

Drakylon2 votes

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That's not how it works, you can't just add two pick rates like that. The real percentage is lower since Lucian and Ezreal can be picked in the same game.

If you want to know the actual chance of Ezreal or Lucian being in a given game, you'll need to do some work with either the Riot or Champion.gg API by just scanning a sample of games.

Or you can multiply the percentage of games with 0 Lucians and the percentage of games with 0 Ezreals.

(1 - .3616) x (1 - .2818) = 0.4553388, so about 46% of all games have 0 Lucians and 0 Ezreals.

Diversity indeed.

Only Play Darius3 votes

I don't mind playing against Lucian. It's the AOE permaslow Ezreal that makes me want to quit.

Kuroi863 votes

Don't you mean Corki Graves Quinn Vayne ?

Bisaknosp3 votes

i dont have a single problem with lucian tbh

but ezreal is so fucking annoying holy shit

Honking2 votes

I'd rather both of them than Kog'Maw tbh, Guinsoos is flat out unfair at the moment with him.

WacingTheFind6 votes

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I'd rather both of them than Kog'Maw tbh, Guinsoos is flat out unfair at the moment in basically every champ that depends on autos and on-hit.

FTFY.

Simple Moon2 votes

100% if I'm in the game

ArlanKels2 votes

Right now people are taking ADC's into the top, middle, bottom and hell even the god darned jungle. I've even seen a lot of Ashe supports and a few Cait supports.

One match of blind pick ended up with 3 ADCs(Lucian mid, Vayne Top, Corki bottom).

I dunno what's going on but people seem more likely to ADC outside of the ADC position in bottom. Tons of Lucian/Ez mids and a few Vayne/Lucian tops.

Kitty Clarissa1 votes

What if you ban them both :^)

Dunkrius2g5 votes

Then you get Vayne

YumaS2Astral1 votes

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Then you get Vayne

Or Caitlyn

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