Hey everyone someone just suggested some good balance ideas

1.No one is allowed to have a blink,dash,or cc because this can be used to close distances which is unfair and unfun to play with or against. 2.All champions have to build the same things because if someone builds an item that makes them bursty then it could ruin balance for everyone. 3.We also need to have a damage cap because if you deal too much damage at once then the other person might not be able to play the game. 4.If you are in melee range or have a melee ability then you have to have be able to miss it so it's fair for everyone else despite you trying to close the gap. 5.Also all champions have to have a 50% winrate exactly or else it's unfair to anyone else playing. 6.No more fog of war or stealth or even bushes because the element of surprise is unfair. 7.Speaking of fair you can only 1v1 someone who is on the exact same items and exp as you and you have to fight from equal distance at all times. 8.Btw no more classes or counterpicking because that again makes things unfair for everyone oh and every champion is the same because of course since they share a class like ADC they are all the same. I could go on but the person who suggested all these oh so "wonderful" things hasn't gotten back to me right now and they actually said all these above suggestions with seriousness since they said they didn't want any champion above a 50% winrate and that this game should be all about fair and equal 1v1s with no classes or real diversity.