Secret OP Strats: How to Force Your Team to NOT Surrender...by Surrendering?

Are YOU tired of your team FF-ing when the enemy steals baron because your jungler missed smite? How about when you lose a small teamfight but actually still have a huge lead?

Then spam surrender vote whenever you're winning or nothing is going on - whenever your teammates are "happy!"

Then they CAN'T surrender when something happens - not worth surrendering- and tilts them into fking oblivion!

Is baron fight coming up soon? SURRENDER!

Do you think that split pushing Soraka with no wards is gonna die soon, somehow blame you for it, and convince her premade 4 to give up? SURRENDER!

Are you thinking about taking a few of the small raptors from your jungler? SURRENDER FIRST!

Note - do not surrender vote while attacking the enemy nexus, as the sheep are actually more likely to surrender away the free win.