towers are seriously a fucking JOKE

I just had a game where a malphite with ONLY a targons brace was able to towerdive EIGHT MINUTES IN, for a good 10 seconds. And once his health got low the Lucian was able to take hits for a little while too. And the best part is, they didn't even have any items!!!! it has been 8 minutes and they were already towerdiving! Fix the damn towers already!