How do Smurfs and Boosters sleep at night?

WitchQueen Annie·Apr 22, 2018·2 votes·1,060 views

Seriously, I want to know.

Everyone has to BELIEVE that they are a decent person right?

How? ... HOW?

How does one be a Smurf and Booster and still sleep at night?

11 Comments

Zed geniusApr 22, 20183 votes

I sleep just fine, especially after playing some games on my smurf account

WitchQueen AnnieApr 22, 20182 votes

how?

sit kidApr 22, 20183 votes

They close their eyes and sleep like everyone else does

PsyrixApr 22, 20183 votes

I imagine most sleep on a mattress, with a relatively nice pillow.... tho I know some are prone to falling asleep at their gaming set up xD. There really is nothing all that wrong with smurfing, it allows you to practice solo carrying, in a way it helps the other players in the game as they experience and get an idea of what to do to carry, sometimes it’s relaxing. I don’t see much of a problem as long as they aren’t flaming. Sure, it can be like Serena Williams coming to a junior tennis competition and absolutely trouncing the competition, but it’s also a learning experience as well as an ambition setter.

Player3Th0masApr 22, 20182 votes

I actually just got my smurf to level 29 1/2. Gonna have some fun with that next week :)

IxozielApr 22, 20182 votes

You act as though smurfing is some ultimate evil.

There was a duo in korea who played tahm kench / anivia and threw every game. They did it for hundreds of games.

There have been bronze games held hostage for over 6 hours.

People regularly int. People BUY boosts.

But smurfs / boosters are the ones that bother you?

WitchQueen AnnieApr 22, 20182 votes

it undermines the new player's experience

there are worse variations, but its all in the same vein and bad spirit

nm1010Apr 22, 20182 votes

Its funny that when I was duoing/dicking around in gold for 2 years on my main it was fine, but when I get a smurf into high elo in 100ish games I am ruining the new player experience.

WitchQueen AnnieApr 22, 20181 votes

its funny how you complain about player experience when you get destroyed by diamond and master smurfs but when you do it to others your whole worldview changes

nm1010Apr 22, 20183 votes

What are you even trying to say? I'm saying I probably impacted more people negatively playing legitimately on my main and duoing, than when I actually smurf.

As a side note at a high estimate smurfs impact <5% of games, most of these being plat smurfs. The chances of you ever being impacted by a plat+ smurf is incredibly low.

WitchQueen AnnieApr 22, 20181 votes

wow it is most unexpected that this thread would be flooded by smurf apologists...

I never knew so many people could intentionally do something to ruin new player's experience and be so self-justified/self-righteous about it... its truly shocking...

and you wonder why there are so many legitimate remarks about how match-making is broken; there is a sub-culture devoted to undermining it