-People that put their ego before the win
-People that don't push after lv7
-People that don't press buttons (teamfights lost simply because no spells were casted)
-The particular ability of bronzetards to fuck up no matter how you help them (no wards in seasons before trinkets>give them trinkets>people sit on 2 stacks for 30 minutes)
-Idiots that have their ego so fragile that even a "X build Y item" is considered like a personal assault
-The need to abuse tricks in order to climb (Graves, ego stroking, zzrots for days) rather than actual skill and teamwork
-The fact that people would rather see the ship sink instead of listening to advices (top now that i took the turret for you push and go take mid turret): call that gets completely ignored
-The fact that this game has a mathematical basis, and you can't carry if you're jungle and top and bot go 0/5 before your second buff, i'm skilled, not jesus.
-Supports that don't build sightstone.
and i could keep going, but don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that's impossible to climb, it only takes a ridiculous amount of extra time and if you're not a teenager anymore you have to do boring stuff like cleaning the house, go grocery shopping, repair the broken sink and so on...
I usually don't rank where i should because in season 3 and 4 i didn't played rankeds at all, in season 5 i played only the last 3 days, and this season i played only the last month...
Next season i plan to play rankeds every time i have from the beginning, and see where it gets me.
Oh, just finished a promo where i went 10/5/6 and scored a quadra with 7.1 farm per minute on a jungler, lost because malph support pressed R once in 40 minutes (not kidding)
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Lost my second promo because tp ashe bot started inting acting innocent and then starting to spam pings without typing any offensive word in chat, she went 1/14 with a full attack speed build, no boots with 70 farm at 27 mins (270) and walked into 5 people attacking them just to try to flash out not managing to do that obviously, and i fas hella fed the whole game, playing graves and not being able to land the damage that would have oneshotted anyone 1v1 since my teammates kept walking into unwarded areas we lost control of because they refused to push and started to chase kills in the fog of war, the only 2 turrets we took was my doing with red buff+youmu.
Below plat you can't consistently win games unless you cheat mathematically by adding to an equation a duo that's at least 40% of the skills required for the current elo that listens to your orders and doesn't let you go 1v5 at best 1v9 t worst, also in this cancerous season is needed in order to shield yourself from premades, a premade of 2 is carryable, 3+ means an instant lost not even worth of being played. (and maybe a x4 report since they're "just having fun as friends together")
"Legit."
-Rush 2016