How to play Zoe 101

Are you ready for a guide like no other? A guide that will punch you in the mouth so hard not even Naruto will believe it? Let me tell you about Zoe, League of Legend's newest champion. She's the best mid laner in the game. Hands down, she is the most overloaded character in the history of League of Legends. Play some god damn Zoe. You don't know how since she's high skill cap? Well here's a nifty guide on how.

Passive: Moar Sparkles!!! xd If you cast an ability, you can bop people for a smidge more damage with either a bubble or a basic attack. The cast animation is really fast so it's good for bursting people down real quick you know what I'm saying?

Q - Paddlestar: Zoe's bread and butter. This does a million + .5 damage. It's like a nidalee spear from hell. Like it's as if Certainly T himself said "the only way this is going to be fair is if we make it a skill shot." Hint: it still isn't fair.

**W - Spell thief:**This ability is absolute horse shit right here. You made the mid laner flash? You have two flashes. You made the mid laner exhaust? That's your exhaust now bitch. Even better -- you can list hit minions with little balloons and they'll drop any form of random item or ability, but you must last hit them. Oh boy a teleport!! time to recall for free!!!! Oh boy!!! a heal and redemption -- on zero cooldown. This ability is so fucking stupid it gets hit by parked cars. Just go ahead and flash 4 times in one fight, because yolo.

E - Sleepy Trouble Bubble: Alright kids it's nap time because Zoe threw a skill shot at you from a variable length of distance. Basically this skill can travel through terrain so it can have a bullshit 1500 range because god hates the world. If you land this ability it guarantees a free paddle star, and that shit hurts more than the terrible things Aunt Janet said to you at the thanksgiving table.

R - Portal Jump: Boop back into one spot and pop back into your origina location. All this ability does is allow you to set up all sorts of abilities. You can bop forward and throw a sleepy trouble bubble, or if you land a bubble you can go go gadget backwards and port back and do like a literal metric fuck ton of damage.

**So what do I build on Zoe???? **You might ask yourself. Well you build Sheen and Morello. You need the cdr to think with portals. I've heard off tank Zoe builds are good where you go ROA Liandries or Protobelt but I have yet to prove this claim. Her base damage is high so it depends on if you want to go artillery burst Zoe and one shot people or extended fight cc Zoe I'm sure either is fine. Hell build anything you want, she's overloaded as hell.

What role is Zoe anyway? Mid or support. Either works. Just let your adc know you're going to last hit the balloon minions because you wantto give them a free heal/redemption/exhaust.

Why is Zoe so good? Because go fucking play her, that's why.