the fact that first timing a new champ in ranked isnt reportable just goes to show how fun this is

EternalShock··8 votes·517 views
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plat 1 elo players first timing xayah just to "have fun" in ranked solo queue

having to work 3x as hard to carry someone that went 1-8 in laning phase but got carried and got to say "gg easy" at the end of the game as if he did anything whatsoever but be a dickhead towards his teammates.

having to literally ask my team in champ select if they are playing new champs so i can ban the actual op champs instead of having to ban someone my jackass of a teammate wanted to ruin the game with.

thank god i carried because if i lost this one i was most definitely going to join them and jst start trolling every game i play.

enough of this shit riot.

the next champ select i get another 1st time xayah who i beg nto to play her and she says idgaf and picks eve adc

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this is true solo queue.

not the bullshit silver "positivity rules" cancer that the mods spread around.

12 Comments

dakota saturn2 votes

You just wrote an essay 20 minutes ago complaining about another game.

Don't you do anything else?

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EternalShock3 votes

i play the game and constantly get punished for it.

you constantly spam boring ass comments on threads where NO ONE wants you to be in with some pussy ass picture u probably got from ur twin sister that you keep spamming thinking adds any comedic value to your already very depressing forum use.

dont berate me on anything i do if you arent anywhere better.

dakota saturn1 votes

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i play the game and constantly get punished for it.

you constantly spam boring ass comments on threads where NO ONE wants you to be in with some pussy ass picture u probably got from ur twin sister that you keep spamming thinking adds any comedic value to your already very depressing forum use.

dont berate me on anything i do if you arent anywhere better.

I think someone could use some good old-fashioned American patriotism.

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EternalShock3 votes

i honestly think there should be a default way to ignore someone under the age of 9 and to never see anything they post.

this shit is so cringy .

The Last Ballad1 votes

Nah, you are just too angry to appreciate the humor.

EternalShock1 votes

if you think thats humorous then i feel sorry for you.

MagicFlyingLlama1 votes

Dont play game, be happy, less shitpost, very happy.

Very Hard Engage1 votes

technically speaking its better to leave the champion unbanned.

assuming you dont want to play it, it will end up on the enemy team 5-4 games netting you free wins.

i actively try to destroy it, in this case rammus or something in lane like draven would go over nicely.

EternalShock2 votes

i asked them in the beginning if anyone was going to play new champs so i could ban or nto and no one responded so i just banned normal jayce.

not 3 minutes later xayah locked in.

i thought maybe he would play safe atleast but NOPE, 8 deaths in 15 minutes and continues to walk into the yasuo who has been sitting in a warded bush for 20 seconds,

Very Hard Engage1 votes

yes i agree, new champs in ranked are god awful.

but....

in 10 games... you'll have > 5 wins

math still applies here.

EternalShock2 votes

i shoudlnt have to lose 5 games to get 5 wins.

i should just not see the new champs for 1-2 weeks until someone actually knows how to play them.

i had this idiot miss everything had no clue how to position or use any skills correctly.

Very Hard Engage1 votes

you'll lose 5 games to get 6.25wins

#math.

i agree you shouldn't have too but its a net profit..... if you dont like it you can dodge your guaranteed loss knowing your new champ will lose. even more inflating your elo because you've adjusted accordingly.

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