Share your Provisional stories

Ah the new season, that fascinating time when everyone's MMR is dragged halfway to silver 5 and we end up playing with and against players we would never normally encounter. In other words, ranked is somehow even more insane and cheesy. I'll list a couple of the things I've seen over my 3 games:

A Cait losing lane to a Vayne A Pantheon top destroying a Jax and living the roaming toplane dream, picking up almost a dozen kills while Jax just cries about no crits (as Jax) A Rammus establishing total dragon control A Jayce getting executed by the twin nexus turrets while the rest of the team was taking our the first inhib of the game A Xin that never initiated ganks, just went to lanes and hid in lane bushes to countergank his opponent Lee, getting a double kill every single time. Otherwise known as "the diamond tactic for how to jungle when all your lanes are winning" and "the bronze tactic for how to waste time when the enemy jungler is a Yi". A Zilean mid (maybe frozen in time for a couple months?) who lost lane to Ahri to the extent that by the time he got his ult, she was diving him with hers, and then diving him again without needing her ult. A Wukong support that actually did a great job countering enemy Blitz, kinda surprised I've never seen that done before.

So share your Provisional adventures, and may the diamond players be with you (and the bronze against you).