You know you don't play Cass.
You know you can't take her top.
You know nothing about Cass.
You don't even know her sister is 
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You're not Dyrus.
Do not play Cassiopeia top.
Yes, this is in response to Fanatic Hani playing Cassiopeia top.
I know how to play Cassi. I know I can take her otp. I know a lot about Cassi. I know her last name is Du Couteau. Fuck yo, I'm Dyrus. Don't tell me what to do.
Who the hell is "Hani"?
Let me guess. LCS just did this? pfft, sheeple.
I take it you're not a top main who wants some easy wins?
This isn't the first or the last time she'll be played top.
I've seen her top before, now its not really done but it can be. Is it good? Maybe. Is it in meta? No. Should it be done? Yes give me some wins.
I will because i am not dyrus!
Are you raging over a feeding teammate, losing toplane, or the fact that people try new things?
Personally, I think Cass might be a good pick in a farm lane, like against Nasus. Then you can both farm and see who can melt a team faster.
