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DAILY REMINDER TO DODGE YOUR ASS OFF!

Surr20plz··9 votes·485 views

LP and rank are mountebank Riot's illusions!

MMR!

That's the only thing that matters kids!

Dodging does NOT affect your MMR!

SO DODGE LIKE CRAZY IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COMP, THE PEOPLE, IF YOU HAVE TO POOP, WHATEVER!

Dodge often! AT LEAST ONCE A DAY!

Also, I just taught you a new word!

moun·te·bank ˈmoun(t)əˌbaNGk/ noun a person who deceives others, especially in order to trick them out of their money; a charlatan. synonyms: swindler, charlatan, confidence trickster, fraud, fraudster, impostor, trickster, hoaxer; informalcon man, flimflammer, snake oil salesman, sharp, grifter, bunco artist "that mountebank is going to rue the day he ever set foot in our fair town"

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Very Hard Engage3 votes

i used to and it was very rewarding to do so, resulted in low plat elo despite being gold 3, i was always playing higher than my elo and was always gaining big LP. (had a 60% win rate)

i turned over a new leaf this year and decided, hey, i just want to play more league, forget dodging, i want to play more than 60 games a year. and go figure, dirt team after dirt team. blatant counterpicks and trashy fight team mates. things i would normally dodge.

and now im back in silver 2 elo for no reason other than i put faith in riot matchmaking.

i keep telling myself i wont get angry, they dont know any better, they wont ever improve and ill never see them again.

but it was game after game of the same nonsense, 1 kat main snowballing agianst my bot lane who is incapable of buying a sighstone and now they're 0-20 against a vayne.

Surr20plz1 votes

See! This CrestKnight guy's story tells it all!

CHECK THIS VIDEO FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ASBsQfXnw

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