Garen's Speed

You have a Skinny Athletic Zed. You have a Huge Garen Covered in Giant Armor covered in more armor . Who Runs faster? The Garen because that makes a lot of sense huh? The only way the zed has a chance at escaping is buying a which he should have anyways but why would he even have to have that? It makes no sense at all please change Garen so where you have to have a brain to play him and he cant chase people down with Q then AA W E and if they havent died yet press R.

Edit: Lol, this was a joke, my friend was crying about how he couldnt escape the garens 600 speed when his W was on cooldown and Garen could spam his so I just made a post about it.