Yesterday, I encountered all 3 types of Bronze games.

SmileInABox·1/7/2017, 7:20:05 PM·1 votes·365 views

I had some really nasty games yesterday. Every game I tried to carry, shit was just too heavy. The only games I won were the games where I got tired of trying, and just played Soraka to heal my teammates through their stupid desicions. Here"s a little post about what I've found the 3 types of Bronze games to be.

  1. Blame-happy Egotist games I know this happens everywhere, but fuck is it annoying. I had a game where everyone but me and my duo were the most toxic shit. Seriously, all three of them would spam the question mark ping when anyone made the smallest mistake. I had the Illaoi flame me, a Jhin, for dying against a team with Shyvana Nautilus Vayne when our Thresh would just run in and try to hook the Vayne. I'll admit I made some mistakes, but we basically lost the game off of those three eventually tilting into oblivion.

  2. Bronze Splitpushing ( a.k.a Inting under a different name) I don't understand how some people just don't learn from their mistakes. I was playingMorgana with a MissFortune and we won bot lane pretty hard. The game was looking good, MissFortune was fed and our Yasuo was 11/4. We lost the game after both our Yasuo and our Gangplank decided to "splitpush." The Gangplank just pushed to the Tier 2 tower over and over with no vision and died to a 3 man everytime because no one was in position to collapse that far in. (Also, he's fuckin GP, the equivalent of an ADC.) The Yasuo basically just ran it down mid after he got a lead. Also pusing to the tier 2 and getting collapsed on after the GP died. He ended 11/10. What should've been an easy game, was lost in such a stupid way.

  3. "How the fuck are we winning?" Games Out of all the games I try harded in, we won a game with a top lane Udyr who rushed redemption and my duo playing Trinity Force, Cinderhulk Leona jungle. These are basically the games that just don't make any sense. No one is really trolling, but nothing makes any sense.

I definitely made some mistakes these games, don't get me wrong. This is just my musing on why Bronze is so annoying. (Get me outta this ELO hell...)

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