Riots gameplay direction makes me want to make dozens of accounts and just feed my butt off

To start, Riot's IQ when it comes to gameplay direction seems to be as high as Trump running NASA. Ever since they initiated the " We want games to be quicker", which I assume is actually all of your faults for whining about long games, the only possible way of doing this without editing objectives/map (ya know, like twisted treeline which was meant for you quickster gamers) is to ramp damage through the roof, make matchmaking completely unbearable with 5 golds facing 5 plats, and giving everything from basic attacks to minions (probably) true damage. I mean building resistances is completely pointless with all the true damage everywhere. And the way I see it, If I cant play any champion I want, because ya know, Riot looks at about 5-10 champions per patch (which is pathetic, stop making champions if you dont dedicate every patch to every single one of them with some sort of quality of life changes) and creates this god-forsaken broken meta, then to Troll is to get trolled. Rant over, GG