Veigar is like... booty, and booty is...

Riot Balancing Team:

More important than eating food, More importan than drinking water.

When I see a Veigar I like, I tell him like this here.

I likes ya, and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way...

The choice if yours... What's it gonna be Veigar?

Veigar: sobs I'm scared.

Riot Balancing Team: I asked you a question Veigar.

Veigar: I don't wanna do this anymo-

Riot Balancing Team: SOUND LIKE TO ME YOU WANT IT THE HARD WAY holds Veigar at shank point ALRIGHT COMMUNITY NOW BACK UP, WE GOT US A HOSTAGE HERE WE DON'T WANT ANY SUDDE-

Veigar: ...YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY! flexes gluteus maximus muscles and shockwaves positioned Riot Balancing Team in opposite direction, hitting the BOARD

Community Activists Gather at Patch Notes to Celebrate National Veigar Nerf Day:

THE BOOTY IS OURS, IT BELONGS TO US, YOU CANNOT HAVE OUR BOOTIES.