Boardy, The Poorman's Reddit
http://imgur.com/EhzbrG4 This is Boardy, and one day he'll be the best League champion in all of Pallet Town and the Kanto Region.
**Boardy is a Tanky, DPS, Bruiser/Healer, Support, Nuker while being an effective disruptor of the Geneva Conventions
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LORE: Boardy was made from a failed experiment from a mad scientist named Morellonomicon. With way too much sugar and spice, and nothing too nice, he spilled the devious, Chemical: Troll. With that he created the perfect little champion, Boardy. "We've decided to up-the-ante on Boardy's lore, so we've gotten our top storyboard creator to add more emphasis on the deepness and depth of possibly our best champion to ever come to fruition." - With Love, Morello.
LORE [Revised]: It's an easy thing to offend a troll. A prickly and contentious race, trolls thrive on argument and strife, missing no excuse to raise their voices in dispute. Males grow to maturity in subterranean chambers beneath their matriarch's domicile, feeding and amusing themselves while contributing nothing. Often they stay for years beyond the age of maturity, while the matriarch provides them with sustenance. When young trolls are finally pushed from their sub-chamber, they gather with others of their kind, forming roving gangs of malcontents who complain loudly about all manner of vexation.
As much as trolls love to argue, imagine how rare it is for a troll to be driven from his own kind for being too difficult to get along with. Such was Jah'rakal's fate, a monger troll from deep in the Hoven. So deluded was he, so bitter and abrasive, that even other trolls found his company intolerable. After one particularly vitriolic outburst in which he claimed the lion's share of loot from their latest raid, his cohorts finally snapped. They turned on him, beat him with clubs, and drove him from the encampment. Enraged at his banishment, he returned the next day, armed with steel, and slew them all, one by one. He then swore a blood oath: he would ever after be a fighting force unto himself. Now he roams the world as the Troll Warlord Boardy, bitter and angry, the Imperial high commander of an army of one.
**Passive - Not enough in the budget to name: **Boardy is able to create fanfiction out the palm of his hands, giving more character development to himself when his creators have applied absolutely nothing in terms of budgeting to fund his character creation. Boardy starts off with 1 stack of Voice Lines, for every stack of Voice Lines Boardy is able to gather under-appreciated voice actors who are looking to get into the business for their wide range vocal cords. He can only achieve a maximum of 4 stacks due to the limitations and specifications that are in requirement to his developer's needs. At maximum stacks Boardy is given the ability to cast Visual Update on his Q, giving him the capability of looking better than his 12-bit pixels Vista 2005 can provide. His developer also has access to a new Java Script Update so his new game can be even more decent than thought possible. Boardy loses half stacks on death because counter play must be accessible for his completely inadequate balancing team to provide fathomable thought to their players on how to rework Boardy in the future. Also Boardy can only obtain stacks by being complained about in forums due to his horrid in-game eye rape to his fans, the cooldown for this is determined by the amount of RED deletion reduction, which is very expensive and only noticeable more late game. *This ability has no cooldown for recieving stacks.
Q (Passive) - Reality Check/Visual Update (Initial Passive ability reached upon full stacks on Voice Lines): When Boardy takes a certain amount of damage within 10 seconds (refreshed upon taking addition damage but recalculated after threshold has been met) he deletes one debuff from his character and recieves one up-vote upon cast. Boardy cannot delete more than one debuff every 15 seconds. *Damage Threshold per Level upgrade; 500/450/400/350/300 (All damage is calculated, true, physical or magical) This cooldown is removed when taking damage from a Chinese artist or Riot Art Team who is trying to break Boardy's spinal cord with commonly physical impossibilities just to imply his pixels are actually as detailed as a pencil shading. Visual Update may also be casted upon reaching max Voice Lines, this ability causes a forum surfer on the League Of Legends Website to request a refreshing look to Boardy's character art, upon request Riot will be forced to engage in a dispute with it's fan as to whether Boardy requires a change, as some of their future projects are currently taking more priority. {Passive Cooldown after Threshold met: 15 seconds} {Visual Update Full Stack Activation Cooldown has a variable depending on the amount of attention the request recieves, roughly between 5 months to 2 years.}
W (Active/Passive) - Bitter Rivalry: When activated Boardy taunts an enemy champion into bantering with him what is a more competitive Esport, League or DoTA 2 [275 Cast Range], (Passive) if Boardy is within the presence of an enemy champion he applies a debuff that reduces percentage armor and magic resistance which stacks with addition enemy champions present. [AoE Radius: 500] *Taunt Duration per Level upgrade; 1.00/1.25/1.50/1.75/2.00 seconds. Passive debuff reduction percentage applies; 2%/4%/6%/8%/10% for each addition champion within his AoE radius. If Boardy is on the side of League he will achieve friend requests and 30 second solo queue times, while if he sides on DoTA during his taunt he is given a frozen frog plushie and a graphics card update. {Cooldown: 18/16/14/12/10 seconds}
E (Active) - Za Warudo: A global time stop that is capable of freezing enemy champions in space-time equivalent to that of a stun, this also works when patch updates come as Boardy is able to remove all buffs/nerfs to himself and pass them on to another champion with his same role, he does however suffer a base attack speed reduction due to his limitless resources in lane, in comparison to other mana users. *Stun Duration 1/2/3/4/5 seconds. [Global Range] {Cooldown: 60/50/40/30/20 seconds}
R (Active) - Ultimate Pencil Break: Boardy latches on to the nearest enemy female champion and destroys their cleavage, causing enemy summoners to quit and uninstall the game due to their hormonal distress signals malfunctioning. These champions also lose the ability to speak to their players as their voice lines are removed as well as death screams for post-orgasm sound effects. And enemy players are not allowed to reconnect to the game due to the limitations on their LAN, causing their ping to malfunction and making them destroy their computer due to the lifeless embodiment they have towards their game and lack of regard for their future health. [1000 Cast Range] This ability is so powerful that it is capable of ending the game if applied during the 20 minute mark, due to the mental inability of enemy players to engage in a 4v5. (Lesbian Players are still effected by this) *Latch Duration: 3.75 seconds all levels, *Rage Quit Duration: 3/9/15 minutes {Cooldown: 55 seconds at all levels}
"We'll be keeping a close eye on Boardy, tweaking if need be, but generally we think he's in a good spot. His kit while extremely unique to our roster still has the possibility of being reworked due to him not having True Damage nor health percentage damages in his abilities, because if we were ever to say Boardy were able to be counter-played, then it should be assumed that boarding with him is like boarding with shadows." - Riot Balancing Team
PATCH NOTES: 5.1 WE DON'T NEED A ZED 2.0 - Chris "Pwyff" Tom "Boardy has become too powerful in the mid-lane when we prefer him in a more bruiser role top-laner, so we're nerfing some of his cooldowns but compensating with increasing his health regen to compete with other meta top champions." ~Za Warudo: 60/50/40/30/20 second CD increased to -> 80/70/60/50/40 seconds ~Ultimate Pencil Break: 55 second CD at all levels rebalanced to -> 60/55/50 seconds Base Health Regen Increased from -0.1 per 5 seconds to -> 0.1 per 5 seconds
PATCH NOTES: 5.2 Heh. Sorry. ~Visual Update: "Minor Tweak for Visual Update we realized it wasn't correctly providing the numbers regarded in the tool-tip" 550/450/400/350/300 -> 500/450/400/350/300 (Updated to match the information in the tool-tip)
