Screw You People

Sun Wukong Sun··1 votes·373 views

I'm playing a coworker who has recently started playing League (because I recommended it to him), so of course I'm the one queuing with him as he learns the game.

With that said, I despise a certain type of player.

If you're one of those butt hole try hards who uses ranged champs (ADC/MAGE) top lane (ex: Teemo Malzahar Vayne Morgana etc) in blind pick, nobody respects you.

This is OK in draft pick, we all know my precious MonkeyKing Ekko Pantheon Gragas Jayce DrMundo Nasus Renekton Riven Sion Olaf Talon Yorick Tryndamere destroys them.

When a legitimately new player is trying to learn the game, so he uses MasterYi or Warwick top, it really ruins the experience for him when he's against Annie or Quinn

10 Comments

Jbels4 votes

Complains about ranged champions in top lane. Plays Jayce.

Sun Wukong Sun1 votes

Well played, sir... well played*[zombie-brand-clap]*

KANYE OBAMA GOD3 votes

People will play champs top lane with harass though, you gotta learn to play against it! When I was first starting I tried out Trynd and went against a Vayne top. I got absolutely decimated and had no idea what to do but I adapted. Now I know how to play against it due to experience. It might have been a shitty experience but you learn more from losing than winning!

Kempachi Taichou2 votes

He/She can and should play bots while learning.... Otherwise, they should expect to face any champ, because it's unranked and for fun. If it upsets you, that's your thin skin, but don't tell me not to have fun so you and your friend can have fun at my expense!

Sun Wukong Sun1 votes

You're totally missing the point, if knew people want a PVP experience, their only option is blind.

I played ranked, I don't care who you pick, I've never lost top/mid lane (may have lost the match, but always win my lane, especially top, less ganks to worry about). I've gone against all of MonkeyKing's so called "hard counters" Darius Yasuo Poppy Trundle Shyvana Volibear Vayne Garen Ezreal Pantheon Aatrox Illaoi and destroyed them all!

THE MONKEY KING HAS NO MATCH!

But when it comes to blind pick, and I'm not playing any of my mains, I can accept my loss. What I don't accept or respect, is people like you, who are very seasoned players with over 3k games played, full rune pages and masteries, going up against a level 14 player, and cheesing top lane. Have some dignity.

Kempachi Taichou1 votes

If I'm playing blind pick, it's to practice a champion, not to care about your PVP experience. If you're worried about his pvp experience, build a smurf and play all under 30 matches. The reality is YOU are destroying his pvp experience by playing a higher level champ than him, not me.

Sun Wukong Sun1 votes

Why play blind? Go to bots or draft normals.

I'm not ruining the experience for him. I'm on a smurf account that I made at the same time as him. I'm actually a lower level than him (level 11). Don't make assumptions, you like to bully newbies, shame on you. Bet you feel like a real challenger.

Kempachi Taichou1 votes

Blind allows me pick a champ w/o the worries of bans so I can practice against other people.

If you are playing people in a higher elo and getting destroyed it is your fault, for carrying him and putting him in an elo he's not ready for...

Sun Wukong Sun1 votes

That's were you're wrong, he understands the game enough to know how to handle most champs. But when he's Yi and the enemy is Teemo, he's clueless.

Hell... I doubt either of us could handle that matchup either. I know I couldn't.

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