About that gangplank Rework AN OFFICIAL PETITION

XxxLumberJackxxX·7/7/2015, 8:11:21 PM·977 votes·63,429 views

This is an official petition to change the text on gangplank's W, remove scurvy. Text is currently: W: Remove Scurvy Gangplank consumes a large quantity of citrus fruit, curing all disabling effects and healing him based on his missing health.

Text SHOULD be: W: Remove Scurvy Gangplank eats an orange and is k

upvoting without commenting is a crime.

550 votes? @morello @ironstylus @RIOT

270 Comments

Sooko7/7/2015, 8:57:16 PM277 votes

How about a buff during the W's cooldown that reads: "Everything is K"?

Lord Whatsisface7/7/2015, 9:35:49 PM60 votes

I upvoted without commenting.

rebound27/7/2015, 9:18:18 PM24 votes

Gangplank "These oranges matey, they make me feel K."

Ipols7/7/2015, 9:43:03 PM18 votes

nah man, clarity is needed but I understand that a test like that would be funny. They should put it in grey like they did with Tahm kench with the river thing. "aint no river I ain't whatever" is under his R if I recall correctly

Wheatloaf7/7/2015, 8:41:29 PM14 votes

{quoted} upvoting without commenting is a crime

Captain, we have traitors on the deck! Permission to send them to Davy Jones' Locker, sir?

Gorgannan7/7/2015, 9:56:17 PM10 votes

I hate to ruin the fun, but anyone who is new would have NO idea what that means.

The Lexer7/7/2015, 10:02:40 PM8 votes
Silents4297/8/2015, 2:00:20 AM6 votes

I get the joke, But I rather it stayed a joke.

Diananmen Square7/7/2015, 9:57:50 PM4 votes

One of his jokes could be "Once upon a time, a Malzahar ulted me. But I ate some oranges and it was K! Gangplank laughs"

Cake B0ss7/9/2015, 4:22:03 AM4 votes

I commented and it was k

Totalis7/8/2015, 3:17:34 AM4 votes

I never understood why people put 'official petition' in the title, like, no, it isn't, and you saying that doesn't change that fact

Daddy Clake 7/9/2015, 4:36:26 AM3 votes

I commented and it was k

Ben Sharpio7/8/2015, 2:29:37 AM3 votes

Gangplank top is overpowered as hell and i hope anyone who uses him in top lane always has snow on their driveway

Reikken7/8/2015, 9:41:06 PM3 votes

too memetic Save that for the boards. It really doesn't belong in the game.

THE RlVER KlNG2/8/2016, 1:34:12 PM3 votes

His taunt to Swain and J4 should be: "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Gangplank.:

Budupops7/7/2015, 8:57:38 PM3 votes

k

Hella Kaiser7/8/2015, 2:55:12 PM2 votes

riot removed his quote "ahoy!" riot pls...

BattleBalladeer7/7/2015, 9:01:54 PM2 votes

Just add the Scurvy Debuff back for "balancing". (AKA Nostalgia)

Berthad7/7/2015, 10:27:16 PM2 votes

Someone tell me what this "K" thing means with GP?

Auroramancer7/7/2015, 10:57:06 PM2 votes

Arrest me now, for I have committed a cri-

Wait, this counts as a comment :)

Dark Chunt7/8/2015, 2:41:54 PM2 votes

We must have this.

Kholdstare137/8/2015, 4:07:01 PM2 votes

Compromise: How about the combat text for the cleanse over his head says, "k"

ClatoVerataNicto7/8/2015, 4:52:42 PM2 votes

I upvoted without commenting. Take me to jail. Oh wait....

Xanhorat7/8/2015, 5:42:42 PM2 votes

I've played Gangplank for a loooooooooooooooong time, and I can say from the bottom of my pirate loving heart, that this truly be the best course of action!!

Turt7/8/2015, 7:20:21 PM2 votes

10/10 Oranges, I am for this.

Furfrou7/8/2015, 7:21:10 PM2 votes

Is it k or is it not k that is the question

Depóngo7/8/2015, 8:12:20 PM2 votes

I have committed a crime.

...almost.

Lïghtkeeper8/6/2015, 7:22:12 AM2 votes

I just wanna let everyone know. I was 666. And that's K.

Drinyan10/8/2015, 7:42:12 PM2 votes

Or just have "curing all disabling effects and healing him based on his missing health" in parentheses after "Gangplank eats an orange and is k"

DaybreakGenetics10/24/2015, 6:34:54 PM2 votes

Or he could say it, like when Garen activates his shield he goes DEEMACIAAAAA! When GP eats an orange he can shout: I'M K!

GotRektGG11/8/2015, 4:42:45 AM2 votes

Stupid

rtbf2256182411/18/2016, 12:02:58 AM2 votes

k

Corvo Attano4/22/2017, 3:38:50 AM1 votes

I only commented this so i could upvote your post.