Akali Infomercial

I already knew about her kit, but I got this strange feeling when I watched her spotlight. I saw the first minute and thought, this champ looks fun... no more needed here. But WAIT THERE's MORE! They literally say she gets even more mobility from her ult. Or "you don't have to fear turrets when diving" or something like that. Did anybody else feel they were watching an infomercial for something you didn't need?

Have trouble deleting squishy's? Don't have the 2 seconds it should take to 100-0 somebody? Try Akali for 4 low low payments of 40000 RP per month! Now with obscurity and if you order now we'll throw in a conditionally global dash that isn't an ultimate!

I am excited about this kit, but they could delete one ability and it would feel full. This shit is overloaded and will get dumpstered after it goes pick ban in worlds. What are your impressions?