A list of cancer champions, IMO

Lowvyr··3 votes·1,591 views

This is my opinion, and my opinion alone. Feel free to discuss, but this is how I feel.

  1. Kalista Infinite dashes, smites dragon and baron for her jungler with a god damn basic ability, weakness is hard point and click stuns and "landing her autos" (As if you could miss them to begin with)
  2. Irelia She designed to have everything that a melee champion needed back in a time when melees were underpowered compared to ranged. She has all three kinds of damage, amazing sustain that even works on turrets, a conditional stun or slow, insane amounts of damage once she gets trinity, and that fucking dash is annoying.
  3. Maokai Tanky, damage dealing, makes his team tankier, huge sustain, tons of cc, really good at sticking to targets. I hate him.
  4. Renekton Cancerdile. Point and click stun that procs on-hits 2-3 times at once (Like wtf?), a dash that can hit twice and can lower your armor, huge sustain with his Q that actually can easily heal for 450 health when empowered (Thank god it's capped at 450). He builds tanky and deals a shit ton of damage with easy as hell to hit cc (Who's idea was it to give him a 1.5 second on an auto attack that procs on-hits 3 times?). His damage is SLIGHTLY gated by his fury which is nice, but he doesn't really need his fury to fuck someone up, it just helps. Super sustainy in lane, and can poke for free. Not to mention his ult which isn't fun for anyone but him when he becomes able to 1v2 EASILY and sometimes even 1v3 because he's so tanky. It just doesn't seem fair to me.
  5. Vladimir Riot even mentioned that he was an accident. Invulnerability, crazy sustain, crazy burst, super tanky, and his passive just adds to all that. I agree with Riot, he was a mistake, and I wish they would remove him. He is insanely cancerous. Maybe not OP, but cancerous.

Honorable mentions:Akali Azir Blitzcrank Darius Ekko Katarina Leblanc Malzahar Mordekaiser Nasus Poppy RekSai Swain Tryndamere Vayne Vi Volibear XinZhao

19 Comments

NateKiller2 votes

No Teemo? wtf

Lowvyr2 votes

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No Teemo? wtf

There's a difference between cancerous and satanic.

TheRakkun2 votes

Azir? Voli? Blitz? Maokai? You've got to be kidding me.

Lowvyr1 votes

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Azir? Voli? Blitz? Maokai? You've got to be kidding me.

I hate playing against them. Is it wrong to have an opinion on champions that I hate?

TheRakkun2 votes

Yes because they're balanced and healthy champions.

WalkingInACircle2 votes

There ain't nuthin' healthy or balanced about Azir, and Maokai is a little too good at what he does.

TheRakkun1 votes

Except for the fact that his early game CD on his Q is long so you can all in him, he has little peel outside his ult, you can stop his dash by standing in his way, if he overextends then his dash probably isn't going to get him to safety, his early game damage isn't that great until you can get a NLR, his Q is easily dodged especially when done from max range.

I'm thinking you've only ever played Melee champs against him. That's the point of Azir, he's meant to be an Anti-Assassin.

TheI3igDaddy2 votes

Vi and Renekton USED to be cancerous IMO, but they have now fallen out of this group.

With Renekton's most recent changes, you now have to build damage to do damage, which makes Renekton players question how they want their lategame to go; should I sacrifice damage in order to be a meatshield, or sacrifice survival for ripping people to shreds. He no longer can have both.

The only annoying part about Vi is her point and click ult, and that's because unlike Naut's ult, hers can actually deck someone hard.

Rek'sai has also been repeatedly nerfed and is no longer as strong as she was on release, I think she's in a fairly okay spot now.

...oh wait a minute, where the fuck is Riven? Really OP?

Lowvyr1 votes

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Vi and Renekton USED to be cancerous IMO, but they have now fallen out of this group.

With Renekton's most recent changes, you now have to build damage to do damage, which makes Renekton players question how they want their lategame to go; should I sacrifice damage in order to be a meatshield, or sacrifice survival for ripping people to shreds. He no longer can have both.

The only annoying part about Vi is her point and click ult, and that's because unlike Naut's ult, hers can actually deck someone hard.

Rek'sai has also been repeatedly nerfed and is no longer as strong as she was on release, I think she's in a fairly okay spot now.

...oh wait a minute, where the fuck is Riven? Really OP?

I think Riven is perfectly fine. I never have issues playing against or as her. I win as her, and I don't lose to her.

Fortiis1 votes

You, sir, have decimated my champion pool. LOL

Bard on Bush1 votes

define cancerous

Lowvyr1 votes

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define cancerous

Annoying af

Gunpoint1 votes

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Annoying af

Cancerous is not annoying. Cancerous is unhealthy for the game, just as cancer is unhealthy for a body.

Wild Wild Smith1 votes

exactly zed and yasuo

3TWarrior1 votes

renekton excels in 1v1 fights but has trouble in teamfights because if he has built damage, he is squishy, if he has built tanky, his damage isn't nearly as good

probably what someone would do is build tanky and build hydra and blade of the ruined king (if it really does proc autos)

this way they would do a flat amount of damage and hit for 24% hp and 60-180% AD in an area

SnugglePuggle941 votes

Ekko Vladimir Yasuo Tryndamere are mine that I hate

Dominick Destine1 votes

No Zed or Yasuo.

Joke list.

JafarThePanda1 votes

your list sucks.

Here's a top 5 for you: Malzahar Teemo Fizz Yasuo Zed

there you go. /thread

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