"You got counterpicked, therefore you get no ganks".

Traunt·4/4/2017, 6:53:33 AM·5 votes·588 views

I love this, I get this shit WAY more often than I should. I just played a game of Nasus against a Heimer, and you already know I was under tower all game. He was literally BEHIND my turret whooping my ass, but you know what my Vi did? She just farmed away, a ganking jungler just sitting top side getting gromp because my lane was a "lost cause". Just because a lane gets counterpicked DOES NOT mean the lane is just "gone". This is why low elo exist, my friends. People who are just belligerent enough to think of shit like that. Not a single gank the whole time, it's a fucking wonder why we lost the game. I feel like people should be forced to take an IQ test before picking the most influential role in the game, because I swear half of them are just intoxicated off their ass. Might as well be indirectly intentionally losing the game if you're going to pull some shit like that.

8 Comments

Divewing4/4/2017, 11:09:04 AM3 votes

I get what you mean, but honestly, I'd sooner dive fountain than try ganking a heim.

Everything about Heim is just fucking anti-fun.

Big Lincoln4/4/2017, 11:21:40 AM2 votes

probably just max E into heimer, man

E max with 2 doran's and you should be fine

just OK jungler4/4/2017, 3:44:32 PM2 votes

I'm a jungle main, and I understand Vi's decision making. She made the right choice because if she had ganked for you, there was absolutely nothing you can accomplish after, if your shoved under tower the most you can get is a free minion wave before heimer comes back to push in.

Arcus Diabolus4/4/2017, 4:35:16 PM2 votes

Heimer is just the no fun police. I can't think of a single melee champ that could fight him safely.

WitchQueen Annie4/5/2017, 3:12:41 PM1 votes

You just don't Gank a Heimer though... You just don't...

It generally ends in a Double for him.