Teemo is just so unfun to play against.

Traunt·Apr 4, 2017·7 votes·1,754 views

Yes, I'm aware that there are champions that do well against him, but if you're not one of those, you're just sitting under tower getting blinded so you just miss cs.

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Asayake 5150glowApr 4, 20173 votes

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Yes, I'm aware that there are champions that do well against him, but if you're not one of those, you're just sitting under tower getting blinded so you just miss cs.

Not even getting blinded, you get autoed 2-3 times as well if you even think about going for that caster minion or try to get the melee minion before it comes in contact with your tower.

Obviously this is because of the travel speed of Teemo's projectiles and shit tower range. And shit tower damage so it doesn't even matter if he gets shot as long as he doesn't stay in the range.

Colton147Apr 4, 20172 votes

Whenever there is a Teemo top... I go a AP mid laner.

His blind doesn't effect abilities.

To be honest, I don't know why people bring Teemo top - he is not a top laner what so ever (same as Quinn, Graves, etc.).

DeclareasApr 4, 20172 votes

In my personal opinion, Teemo is one of the less bothersome top laners to face. I main top/jungle, Darius specifically, but anyone tanky at all can easily beat Teemo in lane. Just don't die at level two, recall, get a item 3211 or item 3111 , and bully the Teemo. Obviously if you pick Vayne top into Teemo you are going to have problems, but for the most part, as he has no dashes or escapes other than a small movement speed boost, he's easy to catch and kill.

Asayake 5150glowApr 4, 20171 votes

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In my personal opinion, Teemo is one of the less bothersome top laners to face. I main top/jungle, Darius specifically, but anyone tanky at all can easily beat Teemo in lane. Just don't die at level two, recall, get a or , and bully the Teemo. Obviously if you pick Vayne top into Teemo you are going to have problems, but for the most part, as he has no dashes or escapes other than a small movement speed boost, he's easy to catch and kill.

'Small' movespeed boost? Look at it's fucking numbers, dude... especially once he starts leveling it (which admittedly doesn't happen until later)

DeclareasApr 5, 20171 votes

It's 10-26 percent, but practically speaking it's 10 in lane. If Teemo maxes his W, he's giving up significant damage on his Q and E. Of course, when he activates it, it's doubled to 20-52 percent. This lasts three seconds, and it doesn't fall off if he gets hit during this period, but still, a three second movement speed boost on a base cooldown of 17 that doesn't even scale down with level isn't quite as impactful as say, Kennen's W, which on top of a much larger movement speed boost on a shorter cooldown, also grants him contact damage and resistances. Anyone who's durable with crowd control or a gap closer has little problem catching a Teemo.

Asayake 5150glowApr 5, 20171 votes

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It's 10-26 percent, but practically speaking it's 10 in lane. If Teemo maxes his W, he's giving up significant damage on his Q and E. Of course, when he activates it, it's doubled to 20-52 percent. This lasts three seconds, and it doesn't fall off if he gets hit during this period, but still, a three second movement speed boost on a base cooldown of 17 that doesn't even scale down with level isn't quite as impactful as say, Kennen's W, which on top of a much larger movement speed boost on a shorter cooldown, also grants him contact damage and resistances. Anyone who's durable with crowd control or a gap closer has little problem catching a Teemo.

Anyone who's durable with a gap closer and crowd control or stick has little problem catching a Teemo. While that's many tanks, squishier fighters usually can't do that, and juggernauts get kited to hell.

Teemo isn't strong, but he is annoying.

DeclareasApr 5, 20171 votes

If you don't mind me asking, who are you referring to in particular having problems with Teemo? Like I said before, my primary top pick is Darius, and I don't have much of an issue with him, but that's easily attributed to facing bad Teemos. I will say, though, that for me, Teemo is pretty far down my list of worries when it comes to lane opponents.

Asayake 5150glowApr 5, 20171 votes

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If you don't mind me asking, who are you referring to in particular having problems with Teemo? Like I said before, my primary top pick is Darius, and I don't have much of an issue with him, but that's easily attributed to facing bad Teemos. I will say, though, that for me, Teemo is pretty far down my list of worries when it comes to lane opponents.

I don't, usually, but building AD J4 was really tough (forgot a Hexdrinker tho), and once I fell behind it was completely over.

reep22Mar 27, 20181 votes

I'm a teemo main i eat darius for breakfast. item 3151 item 3115

XinZhao2WinNhaoApr 4, 20171 votes

we know

d4rkshockApr 4, 20171 votes

Anyone who mains teemo should burn in hell since he is Satan 😄 and by mail in teemo, they sold their soul to the devil. He even has a Satan skin and teemo mains participated in the Holocaust and think the nazis were right and represent the seven deadly sins. Here i am saying edgy shit since they give me cancer but i pick pantheon every time I'm laning against one and i out bully satan.

L Psy KongrooApr 5, 20171 votes

I honestly can't think of a single top laner that would lose lane to a Teemo right now. Aside from Tryndamere, but he just sits top all day and split pushes even if he's 0/10. People like Aatrox, Fiora, Garen, Darius, and Renekton all just rush item 3211 and proceed to shit on Teemo. Tanks with limited mobility just farm under tower and out-scale him. Then there's shit like bruiser Fizz and brusier Ekko top that completely fuck him over. Quinn top is basically a much better version of Teemo top.