Pfft, East Coast Servers are definitely coming. (sarcasm)

Pfft, totally East Coast Servers are definitely coming this year, and will reduce ping definitely. How does it feel to not be able to dodge that Ashe ult, when you swear you pressed Flash and failed? How about when you wanted to flash, to escape, but it took a small milisecond, for that Caitlyn to shoot you, and you died. Or even better, what about when you were about to smite Baron, but you were a milisecond off?

Little crap like that can ruin a game, and it's not fair. Why is it fair for West Coast players to react twice as fast as you, and play better overall? I know you guys, Riot had started already, and are on "phases". However, really, speed it up. You probably wait a month between every change, and then you actually do something. I really do NOT understand, why can't you guys just do it? You guys make 1 BILLION DOLLARS of revenue, but you still don't do anything about it.

Also, don't even get me started on Lost Packets. Remember that time when you were about to make a crazy play - and BANG. Packet Lost occurs, and you die, and you had no idea why?

Or, when... blah blah blah, you get the point.

Riot, I find it ridiculous how you guys still don't have East Coast Servers.

It took you several years to even start. It took you several years, to even actually tell us what phases you're on, YET you still fail to deliver fast enough. You promised in October, and it's July now. That's a 9 MONTH WAIT, and you STILL fail to deliver. How is that possible? I am trying to keep my cool during this post, but I find it absurd that you take so long to get East Coast Servers, that I actually feel like leaving the League community because of it.

You have the money to do it. It bothers me that, you Riot, you have the only game that I have extreme ping on, on Dota 2, I have 46 ping. What is that about? The thing is, Dota 2 has 126 MILLION dollars in REVENUE, compared to you, 1 BILLION DOLLARS IN REVENUE. Like, are you kidding me? Dota 2 has about a 1/9 of your revenue, yet they still can afford good servers... What is this? You tell us things that seem legitiment, like Chroma packs, but at the regarding Chroma packs - even that shows your false! Like, what is this?

Lots of us are already on the new network, but still get 100 ping! You may be on the new network already, yet still have 100 ping. Like, how does that make any sense? Stop making Riot servers always going to LA, and actually, maybe make it in New York? Like, it's the Eastern version of LA, and it makes total sense putting it in NY. I can't understand, why wouldn't you just put a server in New York, instead of putting a gigantic chain of servers? I don't understand! It would save you money overall, and be much more effective.

Why hasn't this been fixed already? This should've been fixed no earlier then Season 3, really. That's when the whole game really ramepd up, yet you still didn't do it. It makes sense that you obviously want more players to come with bad ping, so they congratulate you after 3 years of waiting, right? I get that logic, obviously.

Programs like WTFast are stealing your money. I mean, WTSlow, my bad. It doesn't make any sense that you'd let a company like WTFast steal your money, and not create new servers, so players like me don't waste my money on WTFast, and buy skins from you! Like, seriously, I don't understand sometimes.

It shouldn't take THAT LONG for all the phases to be done. I don't understand, how long does it take to setup a simple server, and be done with it? At max a week, and you have tons of experts who know this stuff too! You don't care for us seemingly, and are taking your time - and waiting for more money to rain in probably, because that's the best plan right?

I am FORCED to play champions that lack many mechanics, because of you, Riot. I can't play the champions I really wanted to play in the first place, like Riven, Vayne, and other champions that depend highly on good ping. Good Ping can seperate bronze players, into Gold players.

How would you feel, if a Platnium Skilled player, who was actually in Diamond because of good ping, died, and said, "lag". When he has perfect connection to the server, and lives right next to Riot HQ. How would that make you feel? That would make me angry, and pissed off overall.

You keep updating us on the "Phases", but we never actually see any ping reduced. What is the point of having servers, if we don't see anything reduced? People have said, "oh i felt new ping!", and their ping is 89 ping, instead of 100. Great! Right? So, much new improvement! Then, for me, I'm lagging, reconnecting in game, and disconnecting from the PVP.net server.

Your THE LARGEST GAME IN THE WORLD. "League of Legends is the LARGEST GAME IN THE WORLD, with no East Coast Servers, focusing on the pros, disregarding the community, and money grabbers with Chroma packs!"

You should really be known like this, "League of Legends is the LARGEST GAME IN THE WORLD, with great servers, great players, and a overall great player experience, introducing new players to a whole new array of fun they have never experienced before."

Yet, you still make dumb changes, like I don't know, uh, maybe, urr, durr, Sated DEVOURER? OR FERAL FLARE? OR THE NEVER BEFORE SEEN.... JUNGLES IN LANE!

Please, Riot, you need to improve your game here. I don't understand, how you as the biggest company in the world, can be this ridiculous with servers. Please...