New midlane item: The Botlane Leash

Sniperkaj·4/29/2018, 1:11:02 PM·180 votes·21,458 views

Are you tired of your mid opponent walking bot, and despite your frantic pings they still stay at enemy tower, giving the enemy Zed a free double when they could have just backed off? Then this new item might be for you!

NEW ITEM: The Botlane Leash COST: 42 gold STATS: None ACTIVE: Creates a tether between bot tower and your ADC/support, which pulls the ADC/support towards their own botlane tower, and prevents them from going outside turret range. If this successfully prevents a roam, steal 5 AD from your AD carry, and convert it into 5 AD or 8 AP, adaptive. Activate again to cut the leash.

When this item is sold, the stolen AD is returned to the AD carry.


This item would single handedly improve mages' winrate more than all Ritos nerfs combined.

51 Comments

koshkyra4/29/2018, 4:44:48 PM148 votes

Midlane Helper Cost: 0 gold Stats: none Active: send your botlane a screenshot of when you pinged mia so they'll shut up

WorksAtAGayBar4/29/2018, 5:20:41 PM47 votes

Pings Mia Pings danger on bot lane Pings "Zed-alive" 3 times My botlane still pushes out Zed gets a double "Fucking noob mid gg"

Chalze4/29/2018, 1:29:31 PM35 votes

New Item Proposal: Cost: 120000 Gold Active: Makes enemy Nexus implode

CoolKnightST4/29/2018, 7:01:02 PM10 votes

Unique Active: Transforms your adc into a cannon minion.

notice me Sin pi4/29/2018, 6:49:09 PM10 votes

Rito: this item has been abused in LC$, causing bot lanes to consist of 2 supports who transfer excessive AD to midlane ADCs early in the game. We will be nerfing the shit out of this item and instead lower bot lane tower to 1 HP to compensate for the power put back into bot lane.

Beerstein4/29/2018, 5:33:50 PM8 votes

Jungler needs one called "Jungle is a lane too" that drags the allied mid laner into the jungle towards the enemy invader that the mid laner is ignoring.

meowwow74/29/2018, 5:45:13 PM7 votes

i will be using this as support i'll take 4 more

Dasdi964/29/2018, 5:16:39 PM7 votes

How about this: No roaming item Cost: 50 gold At 2 minutes, you can mark an enemy champion. Unique active: You can activate this item to yank the marked enemy to 500 units from you. (60 second cooldown) This item will actually allow me to stop the enemy assassin from roaming while still farming.

Death by Glamour4/29/2018, 5:23:15 PM4 votes

Could this also double up a support item pls

Agent Corgi4/30/2018, 2:52:08 PM4 votes

Hey guys, I think I found in-game footage of this item. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScaryClutteredGuernseycow-size_restricted.gif

Need Gold 4 Tent4/29/2018, 10:12:49 PM4 votes

How is Zed unbanned? What is God?

Chalze4/29/2018, 1:28:35 PM3 votes

i lol'd

AirKingNeo4/29/2018, 6:27:16 PM3 votes

"Why does no one take the boards seriously?"

AwesomeGuyDj4/29/2018, 7:01:40 PM3 votes

Swear this shitpost has been done before.

Mizaya4/29/2018, 9:13:30 PM3 votes

Botlane winning hard 2v2, and can probably 2v3 if they were to get ganked. Enemy mid arrives and the enemy bot oversteps to engage, allowing for the bot lane to punish and kill them as they're low health.

Mid laner: -uses the item, dragging the bot lane back to their turret, even though they were about to get 2, potentially 3 kills-

"Thanks for the AP LUL"

Tryficic Reborn4/30/2018, 11:16:54 AM3 votes

Super ping Cost: 1 gold Stats: None UNIQUE Active: Create an invisible connection between you and your ally. UNIQUE Passive: Whenever you use the miss ping, the whole screen of the ally you've connected with will be filled with that ping, as well as the sound of it boosted times 10.

LoL rainbow74/30/2018, 3:49:30 AM2 votes

Typical day at the office. item 3070 https://imgur.com/a/OC9Axur

3TWarrior4/29/2018, 10:40:56 PM2 votes

weren't rito's concerns about assassins?

your changes would affect them too, but people would abuse this way too much along with, how would it determine when a roam occurs?

this seems a more M&G post

Ariel the Cruel4/30/2018, 12:04:51 AM1 votes

What yolo queue support wouldn't buy this!?

VICHEL CHAOS4/30/2018, 12:52:47 AM1 votes

+1 for the 42. It is the answer.

DW Diana4/30/2018, 8:50:56 AM1 votes

{quoted}

Are you tired of your mid opponent walking bot, and despite your frantic pings they still stay at enemy tower, giving the enemy Zed a free double when they could have just backed off? Then this new item might be for you!

NEW ITEM: The Botlane Leash COST: 42 gold STATS: None ACTIVE: Creates a tether between bot tower and your ADC/support, which pulls the ADC/support towards their own botlane tower, and prevents them from going outside turret range. If this successfully prevents a roam, steal 5 AD from your AD carry, and convert it into 5 AD or 8 AP, adaptive. Activate again to cut the leash.

When this item is sold, the stolen AD is returned to the AD carry.


This item would single handedly improve mages' winrate more than all Ritos nerfs combined.

LOL! Wouldn't we all love this item. I'd give up a potion for it at the start lol

Cowgirl Ed4/30/2018, 9:04:17 AM1 votes

Ok but what if they are playing a non-AD carry bot!? Oh wait, that will never happen Kappa

Zena4/30/2018, 7:03:57 PM1 votes

Sometimes I forget pinging mia (yes my bad) but when I do ping they always complain I didn't follow a zed with everything up into botlane with no vision.

Thilmer4/30/2018, 2:10:53 PM1 votes

This kind of bullshit wouldn't matter if the botlane wasn't the only important lane in the game rigth now.

Nymzo4/29/2018, 6:42:28 PM1 votes

I can also imagine if they do try to run away from your laner past the bot tower only to be brought back into it.

And you thought Tahm w troll were bad.

I know this is not a serious post but imagine the backfire.

Cait Main4/30/2018, 6:32:05 PM1 votes

New Bot Lane Item: Mid Lane wards Cost: 100g Stats: None Active: Forces mid lane/jg to place a ward (Preferably control ward) in bot lane river before they get pushed in and cs under tower. Helping bot lane push and early dragon control.

This item would single handedly help ADC's carry games instead of getting 5 man bot lane and then flamed for dying and losing first tower. Would also stop mid from dying following roams cause they never ward.

Troll Slaiyer4/29/2018, 10:24:45 PM1 votes

new item: diaper unique passive: makes you worth less gold

Mokuto Bunshi4/29/2018, 11:49:50 PM1 votes

Well supports already have a soft leash but it doesn't always work :Pitem 3109 or item 3050