If they have a weed related name, they're going to be terrible.
Shout outs to names with nug, dank, dub, and kush in it.
Riot can we get a weed prisoner island where people with weed names are queued up against each other and can all just play high and suck together? It'll be a happy place though.
femmé38 votesno the first rule of soloq is "don't chase singed" wtf is this devils lettuce you keep yapping about.
SpecterVonBaren10 votesWe really need to add an addition to that once a certain champ finally gets buffed.
"Don't chase Singed, don't follow Bard."
I was honestly shocked when two of our teamates in a game yesterday blindly followed a Bard through his portal on a Magical Journey right into the enemy team. -_-
HeWolf13 votes"Don't chase Singed, don't follow Bard, don't do Baron."
AbodyHUN6662 votesConfirmed, soloQ teams can mess up barons even if all 5 enemies ared DC-ed
HeWolf1 votesI've seen things...
G1Radiobot4 votesAlso add don't feed Katarina, don't dive Mordekaiser, and don't let Nasus and Veigar farm.
HeWolf1 votesThose are high ELO advices (~Gold Kappa)
xX420n0sc0pzXx37 votesAs somebody with a weed related name I can confirm this.
Transgressor28 votesLet's spend the 5 first minutes of the game telling everyone how awesome it is being high or drunk as fuck and playing LoL. Because people care.
KaisadiIIa16 votesLook at me I'm drunk, I'm awesome, aren't I? Please tell me how exceptional I am for being drunk. I must be the coolest kid in the kindergarten.
Rubber Jesus2 votesBut sometimes when you are really high, you can't talk about anything except how high you are when you first talk to someone. Don't mistake me for saying it's okay to play LoL when you are this high, but I am just telling you that is why they do it.
If you've never been that high, don't judge. Go to Colorado and find out. Get really high, then try to talk to people. You must first tell them how high you are before you begin conversations, because it helps you know they know how high you are.
Transgressor2 votes[{quoted}](name=Rubber Jesus,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=000c0002,timestamp=2015-03-30T17:56:02.528+0000)
But sometimes when you are really high, you can't talk about anything except how high you are when you first talk to someone. Don't mistake me for saying it's okay to play LoL when you are this high, but I am just telling you that is why they do it.
If you've never been that high, don't judge. Go to Colorado and find out. Get really high, then try to talk to people. You must first tell them how high you are before you begin conversations, because it helps you know they know how high you are.
I'm not judging, hell I don't even give a fuck. Do whatever the hell you want. Stuff a joint up your anus light it up and try to smoke via your butthole for all I care. It's your personal right and you do whatever you want. As long as you don't mess with people that is.
Perpetuating and justifying weed culture is wrong. Smoking weed(among doing other things) is a right, not a privilege, thus shoving it in people's faces is completely uncalled for. AND wrong. Smoke all the weed, drink all you want, good for you. That's your right. Boasting about it while playing League or doing anything for that matter is stupid, uneccesary and redundant. Nobody cares, nobody asked you.
A couple of days ago I played a game with a premade duo who spent 6 minutes chatting to eachother about how freaking drunk they were, barely capable of typing not in english, but in their own freaking native language. Wanna know why that's wrong? Because being drunk is their right, busting everyone's balls over how drunk they were isn't. Doing stupid things and then typing "yik yik ey'm so drunk lel" crosses the line, and moves from exercising your rights to shoving your self proclaimed privilige to your teammate's faces.
We are all here to enjoy a good game, if you're here because smoking weed makes you want to play LoL instead of eating icecream that's good, but don't give us blue balls about it. Sure, I don't mind about people letting me know they are kinda drunk or high so they might play a bit wobbly or be not so focused as usual, it's actually helpfull because I can then addapt my playstyle accordingly, but going all "dude i'm so high right now lelel- I know right? weed's love weed's life I'm so damn high right know i can't even see clearly- oh shiet im 0/7 guess playing yasuo while being drunk as fuk was a bad idea lol- look at those stupid tryhards 3v1 me lol to kill me im so drunk lel" is completely stupid. Because it ruins the experience for everyone else. because we're here to have fun, not indulge in the meaning of life after the percentage on alcohol in one's blood exceeds a certain level, nor how great the quality of weed you bought from your albanian friend was and how you should call your bros to smoke it all "togetha"
Because ruining the game for your teammates and possibly the enemy team is griefing, and griefing is a reportable and potentially a bannable offense. Because we're here to enjoy a good game of League, not start a drug cartel or run over a poor pedestrian with our car while intoxicated to the point of disgust.
RANT OVER
Rubber Jesus3 votesI don't play League high, and I don't smoke weed anymore since I have a family now and a kid in the house. However, I did smoke a lot of weed in college, and I mean a lot of weed. I didn't play LoL then, I don't even know if it was around because I'm old and graduated with Bachelor's in 2009. Since we're in season 5 in 2015, I assume season 1 was 2010 and League was just getting starting when I was in my party days, so this shouldn't be directed at me.
All I'm saying is this: Yes it is annoying, but being high does not incapacitate you in the same way as being drunk does. I did many homework assignments and papers high, and I did well on them. It does allow you focus on one single thing, believe it or not, and people should be able to decently play League high, although probably not drunk (because we all know weed is the lesser of the two evils).
Maybe politely ask them to quit chatting about their inebriated state, and play the game? Make a high joke, then remind them to get back on task of playing. When people are high, they don't want you to rage at them for talking about being high, but I bet they can respect politeness because high people tend to like to have fun.
I was just letting you know why they talk about how high they are. I've been there, and I've done it (although I've done it in person, not on video games), and it's all in good fun. They aren't trying to ruin your night, just let them know you understand, and will adjust your play, and kindly remind to keep on task of playing LoL. Maybe it's because you obviously have never smoked, but I can understand a fellow smoker and can deal with them a bit better.
Transgressor1 votes[{quoted}](name=Rubber Jesus,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=000c000200000000,timestamp=2015-03-30T19:18:11.523+0000)
I don't play League high, and I don't smoke weed anymore since I have a family now and a kid in the house. However, I did smoke a lot of weed in college, and I mean a lot of weed. I didn't play LoL then, I don't even know if it was around because I'm old and graduated with Bachelor's in 2009. Since we're in season 5 in 2015, I assume season 1 was 2010 and League was just getting starting when I was in my party days, so this shouldn't be directed at me.
All I'm saying is this: Yes it is annoying, but being high does not incapacitate you in the same way as being drunk does. I did many homework assignments and papers high, and I did well on them. It does allow you focus on one single thing, believe it or not, and people should be able to decently play League high, although probably not drunk (because we all know weed is the lesser of the two evils).
Maybe politely ask them to quit chatting about their inebriated state, and play the game? Make a high joke, then remind them to get back on task of playing. When people are high, they don't want you to rage at them for talking about being high, but I bet they can respect politeness because high people tend to like to have fun.
I was just letting you know why they talk about how high they are. I've been there, and I've done it (although I've done it in person, not on video games), and it's all in good fun. They aren't trying to ruin your night, just let them know you understand, and will adjust your play, and kindly remind to keep on task of playing LoL. Maybe it's because you obviously have never smoked, but I can understand a fellow smoker and can deal with them a bit better.
I don't smoke. Not because I don't like it, hate it or critisize it. I don't smoke because I feel like I don't really need it in my life as a person. Weed right? Not cigarettes, cigarettes can get you cancer, they can kill you. Weed is proven to even have curative effects. Same with PURE cocaine, which actually "boosts" your body and mind without causing you addiction, compared to the poisoned proccesed toxic crap they sell to people unfortunate enough to come across them, thus destroying their lives. Sames goes for drinking: red wine actually has rejuvinating effects if you drink like a wine glass a day.
I drink whenever I feel like it, on amounts that will satisfy me. I don't find satisfaction in losing myself, in puking and losing my mind, in suffering from headaches, in commiting acts that might endanger people close to me or even strangers. But that's just me. That's how I personaly see it.
In my country we have a saying: you smoke it, it doesn't smoke you- and: you drink it, it doesn't drink you. I'm not talking about smoking or drinking in moderation simply to fullfill your needs. Getting intoxicated from alcohol and weed is what's really the problem. I don't mean alcohol and weed should be illegal and people that do them are abominations, on the contrary, I've met and knew people that smoke weed regularly and are actually really open minded talkative and intelligent individuals with very interesting things to talk and share. Same goes for systematic drinkers. I also knew a girl that weed almost destroyed her life, I also know some friends that drinking almost destroyed their lives.
The problem isn't weed and alcohol. The problem is perpetuating weed(drugs too) and alcohol culture as a whole. Making being stupidly drunk seem like something cool to do. Say that to the guy that ran over that that teenager on the bus station. Say that to the young child who their mother's got abused by their drunk father daily. Say that to the multiple cases of drunk rapists at parties etc etc. Say that to the dude that got so high that shot his family. Say that to the families that suffer from addicted members, say that to the junkies that lay dead in the corner. You get where I'm going.
We should be facilitating responsibility and freedom, instead of abuse and demonization. We should also agnowledge where the problem lies and try to fix it, not remove it. Being high and playing League isn't the problem, it's your god damn right. The problem is thinking AND sharing with everyone that drinking and smoking the fuck out of yourself is a cool thing to do you know? Whether that's a sideeffect of being intoxicated or perpetuation is something that's for the individual to decide. Ofcourse a smoker or drinker knows better for themselves compared to an outsider like me, but that doesn't invalidate my opinions and anyone else's for that matter.
Personally I deal with this problem by saying to them "do you think that being high(or drunk) as fuck and playing games is cool? nobody cares" and then muting them or muting them in the first place without saying anything, and I generally try to avoid playing the time I know I'm most likely to run into them. I don't have a problem with them. I have a problem with them thinking and sharing that being drunk and high out of your mind is cool if you know what I mean.
I failed to properly convey what I think as well as understand what exactly you ment, and that propably lead to a small missunderstanding. I hope I made myself clear this time. I don't mean to hate, but I do have my issues with this matter. It's just how I personally see it within those parameters, not generalization and bigotry. Cheers!
Rubber Jesus1 votesI understand all you are saying, but I don't think you understand what I'm saying. You don't even need to be that high. I'm saying that, from personal experience with myself and my friends, when high people (excluding drunks) tell you they are high, they are just warning you and letting you be aware of it. I would tell people, "I'm so high right now", just so they wouldn't think I was thinking/saying weird things and laughing over nothing. I didn't say it to 'be cool' but just to let people know, because then they know what level I am on and can understand me better and where I'm coming from. You don't have experience with this, you don't why people say they are high, but they aren't trying to be cool dickheads. They just want to throw it out there, because for some weird reason, for me and my friends anyways, it made me more comfortable knowing everyone is okay with us being high. I seriously think you have their motives in the wrong place. People don't get high, then get on LoL to show off how high they are. They play League to have a good time.
If you are out to battle the worlds problems, like drinking and driving, abusive drunk fathers, drunk date rapists, and junkies, these are not the stoners. They are alcoholics. So I think you may be placing a blanket of blame around it as a whole, when it isn't that way. And, for the record, smoking weed doesn't make kill your family. That is a blatant false lie, a type of fear mongering spread here in the US in the 1940s, and they also tied racism to weed. The propaganda stated it would make you kill your family and make black men think they had a right to white women. If you want to believe that kind of bullshit, I don't know what is wrong with you.
In my time playing League, I've seen high people mention they were high, laugh at it, and they stop talking about it. Seriously, just because they mention it once doesn't mean I'm going to be rude to them for it. Yeah, for some people, they should stop. But for most people, it's not really a problem in their lives. And I'm not one to sit behind my computer and judge whether they are ruining their life, and respond arrogantly with "do you think that being high(or drunk) as fuck and playing games is cool? nobody cares". I laugh it off and take that into consideration when I play and hope for the best.
PSA: In Korea, you could replace all you said with online gaming, fucking League of Legends and Starcraft, and whatever else they play. They neglect and abuse their families over video games. They lose their homes over video games. They lose their jobs over League of fucking Legends. So let's fucking boycott this abusive and demonic game, one of many they play over there, because it ruins so many lives. Like those parents whose baby starved to death because they neglected it so much while taking care of an online baby. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/mar/05/korean-girl-starved-online-game Or the deadbeat dad who was so addicted to online games he couldn't keep a job, and let his 2 year old starve to death while his wife was out of town working at a factory. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/south-korea-video-game-addict-3420338 The teen who was crazy high on Halo 3 and murdered his mom and shot his dad, the 13 year Chinese boy who murdered an 81 year old for money to play a video game, and the guy who murdered another guy who gave away a sword in his online game. http://listverse.com/2010/11/07/top-10-cases-of-extreme-game-addiction/ I think people who think playing video games are cool, and say they are cool, are perpetuating this abusive and addictive demonization. It's not all about having fun, it's a serious problem, 10% of people in Korea are addicted to video games! And therefore, I should judge everyone who plays video games as being in this addicted portion of the gamer world, and treat them dickheads for it.
Transgressor1 votes[{quoted}](name=Rubber Jesus,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=000c00020000000000000000,timestamp=2015-03-31T05:26:49.719+0000)
I understand all you are saying, but I don't think you understand what I'm saying. You don't even need to be that high. I'm saying that, from personal experience with myself and my friends, when high people (excluding drunks) tell you they are high, they are just warning you and letting you be aware of it. I would tell people, "I'm so high right now", just so they wouldn't think I was thinking/saying weird things and laughing over nothing. I didn't say it to 'be cool' but just to let people know, because then they know what level I am on and can understand me better and where I'm coming from. You don't have experience with this, you don't why people say they are high, but they aren't trying to be cool dickheads. They just want to throw it out there, because for some weird reason, for me and my friends anyways, it made me more comfortable knowing everyone is okay with us being high. I seriously think you have their motives in the wrong place. People don't get high, then get on LoL to show off how high they are. They play League to have a good time.
If you are out to battle the worlds problems, like drinking and driving, abusive drunk fathers, drunk date rapists, and junkies, these are not the stoners. They are alcoholics. So I think you may be placing a blanket of blame around it as a whole, when it isn't that way. And, for the record, smoking weed doesn't make kill your family. That is a blatant false lie, a type of fear mongering spread here in the US in the 1940s, and they also tied racism to weed. The propaganda stated it would make you kill your family and make black men think they had a right to white women. If you want to believe that kind of bullshit, I don't know what is wrong with you.
In my time playing League, I've seen high people mention they were high, laugh at it, and they stop talking about it. Seriously, just because they mention it once doesn't mean I'm going to be rude to them for it. Yeah, for some people, they should stop. But for most people, it's not really a problem in their lives. And I'm not one to sit behind my computer and judge whether they are ruining their life, and respond arrogantly with "do you think that being high(or drunk) as fuck and playing games is cool? nobody cares". I laugh it off and take that into consideration when I play and hope for the best.
PSA: In Korea, you could replace all you said with online gaming, fucking League of Legends and Starcraft, and whatever else they play. They neglect and abuse their families over video games. They lose their homes over video games. They lose their jobs over League of fucking Legends. So let's fucking boycott this abusive and demonic game, one of many they play over there, because it ruins so many lives. Like those parents whose baby starved to death because they neglected it so much while taking care of an online baby. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/mar/05/korean-girl-starved-online-game Or the deadbeat dad who was so addicted to online games he couldn't keep a job, and let his 2 year old starve to death while his wife was out of town working at a factory. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/south-korea-video-game-addict-3420338 The teen who was crazy high on Halo 3 and murdered his mom and shot his dad, the 13 year Chinese boy who murdered an 81 year old for money to play a video game, and the guy who murdered another guy who gave away a sword in his online game. http://listverse.com/2010/11/07/top-10-cases-of-extreme-game-addiction/ I think people who think playing video games are cool, and say they are cool, are perpetuating this abusive and addictive demonization. It's not all about having fun, it's a serious problem, 10% of people in Korea are addicted to video games! And therefore, I should judge everyone who plays video games as being in this addicted portion of the gamer world, and treat them dickheads for it.
Why did you you insist on generalizing what I say? I specificaly differenciated my points for that exact reason. I SPECIFICALY differenciated between my points, and I NEVER and I repeat NEVER mentioned nor even implied tried or whatever that I'm here to battle the worlds problems. I intentionally mentioned what I did to make myself more clear. I don't give a fuck about the world because the world will never give a fuck about me, I believe in taking responsibility in one's choices since you made them yourself.
A blanket of blame around the whole?! I SPECIFICALY mentioned and differenciated between drunks and stonets/junkies and what they cause to themselves and those around them. I never said burn the stoners and the junkies alike, because they get high, I never said drunks should be executed and shit(overexaggeration but you get my point).
What do you know about my beliefs, and what do they have to do with USA history? I don't know about fear mongering and whatever they did with black men having rights to white women or whatever. You can't expect me to know same way I'm not expecting you to know about my country's history. Nor weed's history and culture in general, since I'm not familiar with it at all. I don't talk about that.
Weed doesn't make you kill your family. I never said it does. I said I know people that WEED almost made them destroy THEMSELVES, I said I know people ALCOHOL almost made them destroy themselves. Just because weed is not the same as drugs thus junkies =/= stoners doesn't mean weed can't ruin your life. Abuse of EVERY SINGLE SUBSTANCE can harm you. Hell you can die from WATER INTOXICATION. WATER, not freaken weed, WATER. That's why there exist the concept of MODERATION, so you can enjoy yourself without going overboard and potentialy harming yourself and others. Let's say I decide to get high; will I turn to that russian drug that destroyes your skin? Would you? Isn't that going overboard and harming yourself? No, you smoke weed instead or try something alternative. Drug addicts have done horrible things to themselves and people around them. Maybe not the junky that lives in my neighborhood, but the junky that killed her husband is. You get my point? However, you can go overboard all you want as long as you think about people around you.
Because I don't directly experience those things, it doesn't mean I don't have the right and form my own personal opinion. I believe to be myself a smart individual with an open mind, that's why I specificaly DIFFERENCIATED my points and gave SPECIFIC examples and didn't throw everything into the pot. I will mention time and again, boasting about what substance you abuse is to me personally NOT COOL AND RESPECTFULL TO OTHERS AT ALL. I believe in your right to excersise substance abuse. It's your freaking birth right, but not your privilege, you don't get to wave it into my face. I could possibly like doing the helicopter dick, you don't see me going to playgrounds to do it. Instead I do it in my bathroom. Why? Because I do it for myself while being respectfull to the fact that others might not want to look at a dude doing the helicopter dick in the middle of the street. You don't get to judge me the same way I don't judge you. Who the hell do you think you are?
You took it personal and kinda lost yourself in the moment? Fine.
You and your friends. Have you met every single stoner on the planet? How can you then generalize and speak for everyone? Because you and your friends were thinking that way? I can guarantee you there are people that think being high as fuck from weed is cool, and some of the play LoL, and some of them boast about it in chat, and I've ran into some of them. Does that mean everyone does so? Do you think I'm fucking retarted? Do you think I'm a 13 year old teenage keyboard warrior? Ofcourse not everyone's the same. That's would be the stupidest thing to say and think. That doesn't instantly make every stoner a narcissistic dumbass that feels the need to satisfy his lack of attention via LoL in game chat and whatnot. I told you I've personally met STONERS that were really good people, one of them was a very-very good friend of mine back in senior high-school. I also knew a girl that weed almost made her lose herself and destroy her future. WEED, not drugs. My cousin almost destroyed his life from WEED and ALCOHOL. It DOES happen wether you like it or not. That doesn't instantly demonize weed, it's god damn substance abuse that's a whole different matter that needs to be adressed, but we're not the ones to do it in a LoL thread. Same goes for alcohol, there've been times when I'd drink a glass of a soft drink a day. At the moment I haven't drank for 2 months. I also used to drink energy drinks, I'm talking about 1-2 every single damn day. Eventually my stomach started to hurt and I felt sick for days. I stopped. You know why? Because I took something I enjoyed and loved, and abused it so much it backfired at me. Perhaps 1 energy drink once a week or maybe 5 days would be enough, but I took it steps further and payed for it(thankfully not severly). That doesn't mean energy drinks should be banned from the planet. That's irresponsible and arrogant. Perhaps I should've known, no, it was my responsibility to know, that drinking something like an energy drink so freaking frequently WILL harm me.
"Respond arrogantly?" The fuck? Don't I have the right to express myself? It's not like I told them to commit suicide or that they are lifeless shame of human beings junkies for crying out loud. Do you seriously think think that's arrogant? Come on, we live on the same planet, right? We both know what real arrogance is like, and it doesn't lie in my distaste for this particular act. But that's your own personal opinion, as responding the way I do is mine.
Also, that part about videogames, come on, seriously now? Now you're just being cynical. On a sidenote, those seem pretty interesting articles to read, I've bookmarked them all and will read them, you've picked my curiosity and I'd like to enlighten myself.
Rubber Jesus1 votesSay that to the dude that got so high that shot his family.
Just saying, you treat it like a whole when you encounter in game. But repeatedly contradict yourself by saying you don't. Just pointing out the discrepancy in what you say and what you do.
And I listed that about video games because anything can be an addiction. *** Anything can make you lose your job, beat your wife, kill your friend, neglect your kid, and fuck over your life in general. *** Anything can an evil, not just drugs or alcohol. This was my point in that post, and it appears you missed it. Just cause someone is high in a game you meet, you don't respond with, "oh you're so cool, huh?" Wouldn't you think it was strange if you said you were a gamer to someone, and they were like, "oh yeah, a gamer huh? what makes you think you're so cool? get the fuck out of here." You'd be like, wtf, because you aren't one of the ones who abuse it and you wouldn't like being grouped in with those assholes I listed. You can't generalize everything you see in League, it's a small proportion of the users you are targeting your rage at. Just like only 10% of gamers in Korea have a problem. The other 90% are fine, they have a balance of work, family, and games. But someone shouldn't read those articles and automatically judge all gamers are bad, because these articles are where a lot of video gamers get a bad reputation from. But you wouldn't include yourself in the addicted portion, and probably 90% of the people you encounter in League wouldn't include themselves in the addicted portion of that population either. Just giving you some perspective, dude, trying to get you walk in someone's else shoes for once. Multiple outlooks enrich lives, just saying.
Edit: So instead of immediately responding to everyone by bashing them for saying that, and then muting them, try to just ignore and kindly remind them to keep on track of playing League. If they get out of hand sure, but I've never come across someone so drunk or high it was mentioned more than one or two times.
Another edit showing, yes, whether or not you think you generalize the whole population of people who smoke and drink, you really do group them all into one big addicted scourge of the world. 'Hey look, this guy got high one time on the weekend and played League, he's damaging his loved ones and I have the right to call him out because since he talked about it in chat, he must be addicted.' <- That is what I got from you, all the while arguing that some people can do it in moderation, and you completely agree it is fine to do in moderation. Yet your examples, like the one below, show otherwise. Just chill out okay? It's probably just someone who does it 1-2 times a week, no need to get all pissy on them for it. Just politely ask them to get back on track to playing League, and 9/10 they will.
Something little? Do we even live in the same world? You're calling the sadness people that are drunk and high out of their minds have caused to their loved ones, to inocent people and were unfortunate enough to run into them and society in general?
Murk Off Da Rip2 votesMaking a big deal over something little... I'm gonna guess you don't like to get high
Transgressor1 votes[{quoted}](name=Murk Boi Wonda,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=000c000200000001,timestamp=2015-03-30T20:49:15.359+0000)
Making a big deal over something little... I'm gonna guess you don't like to get high
Something little? Do we even live in the same world? You're calling the sadness people that are drunk and high out of their minds have caused to their loved ones, to inocent people and were unfortunate enough to run into them and society in general? And did you really read my post at all? Did you see how I differenciated my points? And how does my personal opinion invalidate whether what I'm saying is right or wrong?(in this particular matter that is) Wether i like smoking weed-does one really have to get high? isn't smoking 1 joint satisfactory enough? do you really have to "lose" yourself?- is my personal choice to decide, you should accept me as I am as long as you consider me a respectfull person, not If I "get high" or not.
on a side note, consider using the quote function to reply to comments since it makes it easier to differenciate to whom you're reffering to; I saw it on a thread a while ago and used it ever since, it's made my boards experience much easier
Saianna19 votesYou don't talk about solo Qu.. Oh wait
Ayame Isaki2 votesThis is the post I was expecting!
Tentacle Love14 votesThe rules of solo queue
Don't chase Singed. Don't do Baron. Garen is in that bush and he is fed. NoOOOO STOP THAT MEANS DON'T GO IN THE BUSH Never pick Kalista. Never pick Bard. Never pick Anivia. That Anivia on your team is a troll and is going to intentionally get you killed. Never pick Trundle. You are not helping, Jarvan. If you ace the enemy team the Baron will ace you. If you ace the enemy team take an objective. Farming does not count as an objective. You are not more important than the rest of your team. Dammit what did I just say. If you somehow get matched up against the Kalista/Bard/Anivia/Trundle/Jarvan 100% trolling meta team, somehow, SOMEHOW, they will all make #LCSBIGPLAYS and completely destroy you. The enemy team never gets DC's, feeders, laggers, toxic assholes, or new players. Your team will never go without them. Come to think of it, just stay the hell out of solo queue.
BroadSlabber8 votesI have to agree with this.They just always seem like they are high as hell and giggling at the animations.
mye PP6 votesIf they have anime related names they usually tend to suck too. 
Actually, the first rule of solo queue is main every lane.
Kapppaccino4 votes[{quoted}](name=mye PP,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2015-03-29T16:33:25.357+0000)
If they have anime related names they usually tend to suck too.
Actually, the first rule of solo queue is main every lane.
I can account to that
Xx420n0sc0p3sxX5 votesWhat if it is literally to make fun of those names....?
xX420n0sc0pzXx10 votesWhat if it is literally to make fun of those names....?
Well this is awkward...
Xx420n0sc0p3sxX8 votesBrother?
Doubtful Trap3 votesBrother.
Xx420n0sc0p3sxX2 votesThey're multiplying!
DuoQ4 votesMaybe if you weren't so judgmental you might get somewhere lol.
SIayton34 votesI'm at Diamond elo lol. This statement has come through observation climbing from Bronze since season 3. There's seriously like an 80% chance Kush Masta Dank or Dubzzzz is going to suck major dicks if you get one in your game.
Riv x Kobe2 votesI'm at Diamond elo lol. This statement has come through observation climbing from Bronze since season 3. There's seriously like an 80% chance Kush Masta Dank or Dubzzzz is going to suck major dicks if you get one in your game.
Lol'd at Kush Masta Dank sucking major dicks.
SlackerboyTC4 votesI thought it was dont talk about solo queue?
NullDragon3 votesIf they have a weed related name, they're going to be terrible.
Shout outs to names with nug, dank, dub, and kush in it.
Riot can we get a weed prisoner island where people with weed names are queued up against each other and can all just play high and suck together? It'll be a happy place though.
brb renaming myself to 420DankWeedNug
Kurzy2 votesor you could stop being such a baby and mute the trolls ! id like to link you to one of my other post i made and i want you to read EVERY word VERY carefully! because your one of those people who think they're good when your actually not... http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/tips-tricks/JEE2G6AM-can-i-just-make-something-clearplease-because-some-people-really-need-to-read-this-post
SIayton19 votesDid you read the part where I said I'm diamond?
Kurzy3 votesit doesnt matter what elo your at just stop complaining
The Sword Saint15 votesit doesnt matter what elo your at just stop complaining
Nope, you talked out of your ass and assumed that you were anywhere near the OPs level and you're not. Don't get embarrassed and try to double down, just give up while your only a little behind instead of digging a hole.
Woook3r3 votes[{quoted}](name=A Sword Saint,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=iNb24df1,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2015-03-29T15:52:06.449+0000)
Nope, you talked out of your ass and assumed that you were anywhere near the OPs level and you're not. Don't get embarrassed and try to double down, just give up while your only a little behind instead of digging a hole.
hes got to. hes prolly high right now
Aspynn2 votesNot to mention 420 <.<
KaisadiIIa2 votesFor me it's worse all those people that play ranked being drunk. It's ok if you are drunk. It's ok if you want to play for fun. BUT DON'T PLAY RANKED. It's not fun to lose a ranked because someone is drunk and has no clue what is he doing.
Also, it's worth mentioning that half the people that talk about "how much drunk they are" are either kids that drink because "it's cool" or people that is only pretending to be drunk for a reason I can't imagine.
2pudge1cup2 votesThis is literally the only game where the playerbase rages at people who smoke weed. And you all wonder why league is known for a bad community?
Also, ironically enough hashinshin is likely derived from 'hash'. Shittalk all you want about him, but he's a better player than anyone who has posted in this thread.
Personally I find the xXabcdefgXx people far far worse.
xX420n0sc0pzXx4 votesThis is literally the only game where the playerbase rages at people who smoke weed. And you all wonder why league is known for a bad community?
Also, ironically enough hashinshin is likely derived from 'hash'. Shittalk all you want about him, but he's a better player than anyone who has posted in this thread.
Personally I find the xXabcdefgXx people far far worse.
What about people with both?
WESTFALL2 votesOn EUNE, we have those who have PL in their name that are basically just like you described your weed'ers.
I also noticed players who have : XxX , random numbers, Best (insert champion name) (region) in their names or pro player like names to be the same
Laughing Fish2 votesRule #1 of Solo Queue: You do not talk about Solo Queue. Rule #2 of Solo Queue: You do not about Solo Queue Rule #3 of Solo Queue: Someone yells ff, goes afk, or chases singed, the fight is over. Rule #4 of Solo Queue: Only two friends can queue together. Rule #5 of Solo Queue: One game at a time fellas. Rule #6 of Solo Queue: No prearranged teams, no Skype. Rule #7 of Solo Queue: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the 8th and final rule of Solo Queue: If you have no friends online, you have to Solo Queue.
Jasiwel2 votesAlso, anyone who says "Yeah dude I'm high af right now" even without a dope name is going to feed hard the entire game.
DeloricVI2 votesHuh.
I always thought that the first rule was "Always blame everyone else."
Enkidusmurf1 votesProposition: League now requires hardware that functions as a breathalyzer. In addition to the password, you have to give a sample to log in. If you don't pass the drug test, you are placed in a separate queue. :D
Enkidusmurf8 votesAlso has a bug where your desktop background becomes a guy with a mustache and a quote from a book by some guy named Orwell, but who gives a shit . . .