Champions that make me salty

TekkenPlayer··5 votes·956 views

MissFortune I hate her smug expressions and fact that her q can practically 50% you if your 90 degrees from a dying minion Zed I hate how all the zed mains cry for buffs when he is practically one of the greatest duelists in the game Soraka Still strong, just overall unfun to play against Rengar Love having him on my team, hate having him on the enemy team. Instant tilt KogMaw He's so underpowered.. i dont even know why AD ratios were removed from W

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HaiLnKill5 votes

Zed Cuz people think he is so high skillcap,mah safety in lane mah all in not broken. Illaoi having her in my team is so sad. Pantheon playing against him especially in lane is the definition of toxic gameplay. Talon He never fails to get fed Riven Do i need to say?

Mael bro4 votes

Gnar - I hate his grunts when he uses his jump and throws his boomerang. And i also despise that his percieved cuteness is shoved down our throats. (Just look at his goddamn skins) Gnar is not fucking cute. period.

LeeSin - Same as above except his grunts just scream: Tryhard Generic Asian Badass. And his skins really try to make him appealing to little kids with his 'fighting persona' image. Oh and i hate that he is in every goddamn game and Riot thinks that he is not overpowered. No he is not. Lee is BROKEN. As long as he has his kit he will never be healthy to this game.

Leblanc - i don't give a fuck how hard you can juke me. There is no such thing as 'outplay' when playing leblanc.

Since these fucktards are generally the same damn thing:

Jayce/Nidalee - I despise everything in these champs from their gameplay to their lore (especially Jayce. who is in my TOP 3 most hated champions list) They take no risk, and they are extremely high reward. Either they are garbage or when they are viable they are extreme cancer to play against. They are even cancer to have in your team. Because they last hit every goddamn champion, take very kill and when they are focused they are instantly dead.

JarvanIV - This goddamn piece of shit shouldn't even exist in the game. It's only a matter of time when Riot makes this champ viable. This guy brings tilt with extreme prejudice. No matter how hard you're trying to fight him, he just seems stronger and better than you in all stages in the game. Too much damage with such tankiness, too much utility with how much easy is Jarvan is to use. Everything in his kit is designed perfectly to be the Tilt Bringing Prince of Jungle piece of shit that he is. Oh and being camped by Jarvan is one of the most miserable experiences in this game.

Well ok im done, Feels Good Man

1 800 MID LANE3 votes

My turn.

Fizz FUCK this guy. I know there are people who say he's not "OP" in the technical sense, but god damn this idiot is obnoxious to play against.

Zed I swear that every game I'm in, there's a Zed. He's just too common of a pick to be any sort of interesting to play against because I know what he's going to do, and I can't do a whole lot to stop it other than to get item 3157 which Riot so lovingly jacked the price up by 500g.

TahmKench Just go away...

Talon This guy feels like Rengar in mid lane.

DrMundo Still waiting on that Mundo nerf, Riot...

Trundle Did I say Mundo nerf? I meant Trundle.

Soraka The changes to grievous wounds made this a nightmare. Oh! Let me just build a Morellono- Wait...

Rıots Bad Client2 votes

Anivia and Diana are mine.

hate these coonts, glad they're unpopular.

Athenes Lulu2 votes

Leona "i mashed 3 buttonz on a row and I gave my ADC a free double kill, thought-free xD! im the best support ever roflmao!" Leblanc "lmao! outplayed cuz I saw u 1000 range away, n dropped my head from there... oops!" even though thank god she falls off once the 30 minute mark happens Nidalee "I stole the enemy jungler's farm! I'm sooooooo good they were sooo stupid omfg! AHAHHAAHAHAHHA ROFLMAO I AM SUCH A GOD JUNGLER" Lulu "pls go easy on me im jsut a support LOL JK i mashed buttonz and fucked up but im just so lucky and bad that i got carried. ur just mad that i took ur main champ roflmao!" (top, mid, and very bad supports only) Janna "Lulu, you can't outsmart me, everything I do is better than you. Just stop trying. My shields, peels, CC, and even utility... all better than yours. Hah, you don't even have a heal!" TahmKench :^)

/opinion

AL0001 votes

Ahri Alistar Anivia Annie Blitzcrank Brand Darius Diana DrMundo Ekko Evelynn Fiora Fizz Gangplank Garen Gnar Heimerdinger Illaoi Janna Jax Jayce Jinx Kassadin Kennen LeeSin Maokai MasterYi Nidalee Olaf Pantheon Quinn Riven Rumble Shaco Shen Singed Sona Soraka TahmKench Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Tryndamere Vayne Vladimir MonkeyKing XinZhao Zed

Maximum Morde1 votes

Any champion that doesn't have to fully commit to a fight.

shadowsaotome1 votes

Heimerdinger This guy brings out my rage and toxicity like nothing else. Even if I'm doing well against him, just the sight and noise of his stupid little turrets makes me want to smash things.

Leblanc My old man reflexes just cannot handle fighting her in-lane and it frustrates the hell out of me. Her burst is also just insane for how safe it is.

Garen If the game goes on long enough, doesn't matter if he went 0/9 in lane, this guy will be relevant and will steamroll your team while shouting various things about Demacia and justice. Brings out all the rage.

Troiann1 votes

No zed main asks for zed buffs, except when he was at a 44% winrate and honestly needed them. He's fine now.

In a response to the thread, literally every champion, EVERY champion in the game tilts me, because every champ can be powerful and be annoying to deal with if the person playing them is competent. And I never forget when a player is playing a champion I underestimate kicks my ass.

Slamurai Jack1 votes

Wow, not a single Yasuo in this thread yet. Come on boards, you're letting me down!

FioraWillCarry1 votes

Yasuo is nothing without his passive. Proc that stupid shield with an auto and he's free gold.

BluePolarizer1 votes

Rengar is god tier right now because his counter which was in this game for 5 years was deleted.

DrMundo because he just straight up beats people with insane numbers.

Hecarim whenever I pick him or he is picked on my team because he has such potential but he was number gutted.

TwistedFate can always win a game even if 0-10 as long as the ADC and support are not also 0-10.

Blitzcrank EZ invade, forces everyone to play safe or risk dying for FB, can carry games with just coin, sightstone and boots, deals hilarious burst if somehow fed.

Zilean insanely annoying bombs that easily win lane against any non-Blitz support, never falls off due to his revive, makes playing non-Irelia melees impossible.

Hahahahyena1 votes

Rengar makes you go deaf and gives you a heart attack Aatrox Passive, Ga, Zilean Teemo Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM Trundle Pillar of trollz Anivia ^ MissFortune AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Urgot Eternal life, endless trolling Taric they cant say no when theyre stunned Fiddlesticks CAWW CAWW CAWW CAWW CAWW Swain ^ Azir ^^ Udyr "you wanna see me go around the entire rift? wanna see me do it again" Draven DRAVEN DRAVEN DRAVEN, WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF DRAVEN Katarina "Katarina is an easy penta" said every bronze player ever Fizz Troll Poll Amumu he cri make me cri Ahri Tell me a damn secret Vayne I smell penta kills Mordekaiser DING DONG TING DONG Nasus Shoves entire 6000000+ stack cane up ye arse Veigar ^ DrMundo cleaver cleaver cleaver cleaver cleaver Rammus ok Akali jumps on everyone like a highscool cheerleader captain Alistar YOU CANT MILK THOSE Annie *oh hey theres your hea, aaand its gone" Talon ^ Leblanc ^^ Fiora I LONG FOR A WORTHY BAGUETTE Corki special deliveries from bot lane to top lane Blitzcrank Bot lane terror Thresh ^ Nautilus ^^ Ashe All the world yet i cant land an arrow Brand Only you can prevent forest fires Braum The carry is the strongest saltmachine Chogath screams at you to death Cassiopeia ^ Tryndamere ^^ XinZhao ^^^ Caitlyn Boom headshot Heimerdinger Hmmm it's smaller than my skillcap Karma you know what they say, karma always nukes you Diana the moon also has a ship with the sun Leona the dawn has a date with the moon Gnar DEMAGLIO Garen ^ Gangplank neither the flames nor the depths could stop me from critting you Darius 1v5 heals for days Illaoi ^ Galio they dont have any ap but i still need to use my passive Gragas I'LL DRINK U UNDER THE TABLE SCRUB Karthus that damn stature of liberty skin and its stupid eagle Jinx "ah i just got a kill with low health and now i ba aaand i got ulted" Ezreal ^ Ekko Oh i have been caught out? it would be a darn shame if i ulted Yorick paranormal activity Elise only the spider is safe for 2 seconds in the air Evelynn walking ward Viktor JOIN THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION Soraka LIVEEEE Syndra She got balls and bewbs, do you think that's a good combination? TahmKench OSfrog Varus "I used to be an adventurer like you, until i got an arrow in the knee" Singed how about some proxy farming Nami I decide how we will win the lane Velkoz OH DARRN Taric They cant say no when theyre stunned Renekton AS I LIVE ALL WILL FLASH Zyra where does a plant get high heels Zilean I'VE SEEN YOUR DEATH IT WAS PAINFUL Ziggs bombs unnecessarily like the politicians Tristana ^ Nidalee they will fear my spear Kalista ^ Pantheon ^^ Irelia Better nerf Irelia Lux A double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere Lissandra Ult, zhonyas, bard, tahm kench, repeat Karthus It would be a dick move if I ulted right now Kayle swish swish swish swish Lucian The lee sin of adc's LeeSin Blinded by teemo KogMaw Rito why Nunu "Where are my jungle camps?" ~ enemy jungler Shyvana ^ Warwick *AFK farms til 20 mins MasterYi ^ Kindred Helps enemies more than allies Bard ^ Poppy ^^ Graves Why can't he have a cigar again? Ryze RWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQEWQWERWQEWQEWQEWQEWQE Sona ^ Shaco First Blood Riven ^ Sion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hecarim MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AAH AAHH Janna Annoying camera spamming noises Zac Jumps from Nexus to nexus Yasuo YASUGI TwistedFate "THE BLUE CARD" Twitch I WAS HIDING HAHAHAHA Nocturne Spooooooky Quinn Valer! Skarner If players don't want to play dominion, then we will bring it to them Zed The unseen blade is overpowered Kassadin Ults in place for extra damage Vladimir Sucks everyone like a highschool cheerleader captain Jax Guinsoos whore Malphite Yasuo's best friend Olaf cc? what's that Lulu YOURE A KID NOW, YOURE A SQUID NOW Orianna you could have named it anything but you decided to just go with "the ball"... rito pls Malzahar Space aids Maokai is a damn tree Kennen where's my energy? Riven Free pentakills ~bronze through gold elo RekSai various clicks and growls Khazix why play him when rengar is right there Jayce ITS HAMMER TIME Kayle walking ult Rumble ^ Shen ^^ Vi ^^^ Morgana ^^^^ Volibear q times out once you get to enemy Caitlyn "me, miss? always" JarvanIV "you know you can take your ult down with r again right?" The league of tilting champs

MunchCrunchLunch1 votes

garen, yasuo.

Nekusen1 votes

Yasuo free shields, negates almost everything with windwall, deletes people. Annie the fucking way she laughs when she does shiet, also, no problem, just dodge her R. Blitzcrank i like supporting, but the chance of facing this guy at bot makes me want to do it less, 1 grab=1 free kill, he can speedup to flank. Kindred i hate having her in my team, her ult always ends up saving a few enemies every match. Anivia stupidly high damage, and oh, she can't die. Singed i hate everything he stands for, CS all lanes for days, don't you dare chase him. Sona stupid auto-multy target high damage poke, she also comes with aoe heals, aoe speedboost, aoe shield, and aoe stun. Viktor not much to say except he deals way more damage than he should. Brand yeah, give this guy tons of damage, make sure his spells bounce so he can kill you twice.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

Fizz EBOLA!!!

Jreyes4561 votes

Illaoi Cancer Tristana Jinx annoying to lane against Sona straight up bitch Jax when fed completely aids

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