It's moments like this when you appreciate humanity to its fullest.
what about champs who start the game fed

Enter Cho Gath.
"He'll be fat, thus slower, then we'll make our move."
Is he talking about how to kill Jax or America?
Yes! Jax would also not be able to use his Q or have the energy to use his E!
An example of an awesome member of the League community. You do you, Lissandra.
I played with a Mord who LITERALLY told my team he fed the enemy laner Fiora (around 7 kills in lane) so we could kill Fiora and he could ult her to have the ghost. Needless to say i'm not sure she ever died in that game.
League =/= Logic
This has been a viable strat since at least 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIWRCfwrHQM
Will a fat Leblanc be easier to catch? :o
wish i met more players like liss
"nom nom nom nom"
Jax, why did you take cookies master?
"nrompf mompf mampf nom"
Jax? JAAAX?
Legit strategy with Veigar and Morde.
/all 9x report Lissandra.
Hahahahaha I appreciate your contribution to life sir
Plans within Plans.
One time I had 3 people like that on our team
There was a lot of caps and at one point we had 8 wards in hat one Bush next to baron and the enemy had to get their entire team over to break them all before taking baron.
We won anyways LOL