Forecast Janna should report on Elemental Rift transformation

Just sayin it bout be really cool once the rift changes to an element Janna could say something, cuz she's a weatherwoman. Here's some ideas with her current forecast quotes.

Wind -"Heavy winds approaching!" -"Hold on to your hats!" -"I'm on location and it's, whew, not skirt weather"

Ocean -"High risk of severe thunderstorm." -"Stay indoors today" -"I'm going to need a new umbrella"

Fire -"Expect sporadic ganks." -"Things are really heating up here" -"This is shaping up to be a scorcher!"

Earth (this one is hardest) -"Unknown weather pattern" -"Perfect weather for a teamfight"

Earth is the hardest to figure out cuz she really doesn't have any quotes about rock formation. By the way, these are all quotes she has currently for this skin. Please let our favorite weatherwoman report the weather on the rift!!!