dear matchmaking

Alright, I get it matchmaking. I get it riot. You want to keep giving me players who have less than 150 cs at 30 mins while I'm the one with 200+ every single game. I get it. You basically want me to play my "lower my elo" champion. That's me playing Mf building rabadons, deadman's plate, wits end, spirit visage, warmog's armor, ninja tabi with 20 cs at the end of the game. I get it. I will now try to drop my elo by playing that champ and building that way so the match making can finally put me with players around my skill level. Thanks. Oh what is that? After I did it you start giving me "carry players"? So now all of a sudden I have teammates who are super try hard and snowballing like crazy? Oh you only give it when I play like shit but when I try hard I get bad teammates every game? Okay, logic.