Ezreal is so bad Vlad "APC" is better

Relies on consistently landing skill shots continuously to deal only average damage compared to other ADC options (
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Damage output is so bad he can barely shred tanks.
If I see an Ezreal, I just walk in a random motion while lobbing a few spells at him and he can't hit a single thing. "Oh WOW nice slow on the Q... can you hit 3 more to kill me?"
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He's so bad I'd rather play
as an improvised bot lane APC than Ezreal as an ADC.
Vlad deals more consistent damage to tanks in mid and late game with his Es and a Void Staff. And he brings more utility. Sustained damage on average will be higher because he doesn't rely on continuously landing linear skill shots that are only so so in damage anyways.
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Think Ez should be reworked. He's too high risk, high skill cap low reward.
In Ranked he's over-picked but mostly useless. Occasionally you see a really mechanically skilled Ez and they start off well but eventually you hit that 1 team fight where they inevitably slip up, miss a few Qs, and then you realise your team doesn't have the actual ADC damage factor to win.
What you think?
And one shots your squishies from his fountain
while also chunking your entire team for half their hp.
or whatever