Dear junglers, don't casually tax an entire wave from your laners for no reason please.

I just thought of a match I played on a smurf account a couple months ago.

You see now folks, there was once a man that wanted to play Riven mid. He got matched against a loathsome Swain, and as soon as the loading screen popped up he thought "Oh s**t". He cursed the heavens as he marched to lane, pondering on what he should build and what he should max. Starting Q, he attempted to fight Swain. Swain heavily won the trade and Riven was forced to sit under tower. Upon reaching level 2, Riven leveled up the shield. Using the shield to block Swain's harass, Riven farmed safely. Upon reaching level 3, Riven's jungler, Nunu, decided it was a good idea to come and gank. Riven back pinged Nunu, but Nunu did it anyway. When Nunu ganked, he was at half hp and Riven was at 1/3 hp. Swain was full hp. Swain got first blood on Nunu and Riven was forced to recall. Swain, now with a huge lead due to the denied cs and first blood, bullied the living hell out of Riven. Nunu blamed Riven for his death, and Riven just ignored him. However Nunu later walked by when Riven was still level 4 and used his Trailblazer smite to take all of Riven's creeps! After Riven asked "wtf why would you do that", Nunu said "lol". Left with denied experience and gold, Swain hit level 6 before Riven hit level 5 and dove Riven. Riven died a miserable death. Riven purchased a Hexdrinker to try and stay alive and farm up for late game, but it was all in vain. Riven was too far behind and the almighty crow god had already become ridiculously strong. Diving Riven every time she got back to lane, Swain eventually became way too fed for Riven to even stay near. After feeding 4 kills and then roaming bot and getting 2 kills, then proceeding to die 3 more times and FFing at 20, the match ended. In the post-game chat, the Nunu said "repor riven for inteontinal feedng pls". Seething with rage, the Riven player closed League of Legends and uninstalled. ... Two hours later, he reinstalled the game.

Inb4 "wow u play riven kill urself" For real though, lower elo players (like myself) need to understand how important cs is. When the Nunu smited my minions and made my already hard lane impossible, the game was lost right then and there. I knew I had to carry that match- my teammates were all doing poorly and I was the only one that hadn't died yet. Then this Nunu comes in and delays my level 6 as well as denies me gold, putting me too far behind to even stay near Swain. As a result, I ended up dying 4 times trying to get cs and save my tower. At this point I realized I had to just let go of the tower and farm under my own tower while he roamed elsewhere and killed my teammates. Sure, I didn't play the match perfectly- I should've just let him take the tower earlier and focused on roaming, but the fact is that lane was winnable until the Nunu took an entire wave from me for him doing a gank he shouldn't have done. It probably didn't help that the Swain was gold 2 playing with a friend, meanwhile I had only just hit level 20 on my smurf at the time. I was also worse then than now.