Anti-Fun (Cassiopeia)

Ñapoleoni··3 votes·729 views

Cassiopeia is probably the most anti-fun champions in the game.

It doesn't matter what champion you are, after she hits level 2, your fucked.

The real problem with Cass lies in her poison, not her E. Riot thought it would be a great idea to give Cassiopeia 2 poisons instead of just her Q. This makes trying to dodge the shit next to impossible, and she will just continue to drill you with E's.

"O but she will run out of mana rite?" Nope, her E gives mana back on minion kills, and 5 minutes in she will have a tear.

"O but if I play a poke champion, she will slowly run out of health". "Nope her passive gives health every time she uses twin fang at 100 stacks, which is fairly easy to get."

O but if she actually misses her poisons the go on cool down. "Nope her q is a 4 second CD, and her E is a 5 sec CD."

"O but if she poisons me, I can just run away." "Good luck, she receives a 20 percent move speed buff when a target is poisoned."

And she isn't really that great in team fights unless your entire team is clumped together and she gets an ult off on your entire team (It's fairly easy to blow her the fuck up).

The only way to actually play against Cass is to get a lvl 2 gank, which is still risky because Q EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I know she is a lane dominate champion, but playing against her is cancer, unless your Galio.

20 Comments

Sulghunter1 votes

First count : It is some what difficult to last hit with E in the early game, as the damage is still low. And there is a 5 sec cd if the target is not poisoned first.

Second count : Riot nerfed the heal on her E/passive rather hard a few patches back.

Third count : I'll have to agree with you on that one.

Fourth count : Only on the Q, but her W does slow.

You don't know cancer until you play Riven against Quinn.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Atleast Cass actually gets an ability to last hit with early game. Was playing Vik, and had like 40 dmg AA's. Meanwhile Cass gets 70 dmg E's. Also, why are you CS'ing early game with E when your at full mana?

A heal is still a heal, and it adds up a ton

A slow and A MS buff WTF RITO PLEASE.

Also Quinn can't kite because Riot won't fix her animations. Just get on top of her with Riv and spam Q when you get blinded

Sulghunter1 votes

You just have to time vault in between the second and third Q.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Knowing the Quinn bugs, vault probably works better than the Korean Space Program.

Yosuke Apperu1 votes

I think what annoys me most about cassiopeia is that not only is her mana refunded on killing a target with e.. but you also get 1.5% of your max mana back..

Cowgirl Ed1 votes

she is cancer after her rework boring and antifun, totally. just spam E if you're poisoned and you're fucked

Posui Gart1 votes

And later I played Xerath against this snake and realised that if you send her back to base twice before lvl6, she loses her "anti-fun" potential for long time

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Well I'd fucking hope . . . Xerath has a billion range, it's just really easy to dodge his stuff.

Posui Gart1 votes

As easy as Cassiopeia's, and her poison has lower damage than his Q/W.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Well I'd fucking hope her Q has less damage the Xerath's Q/W. Do you have any idea how Cass works. She gets poison off on you, and it's her E that has no CD that deals 200 dmg per hit. Also, Cass's Q works like Syndra's dark sphere and Karthus's Lay waste. It is not as easy to predict as a Xearath Q, which takes time to charge, and you can see it from 10 miles away.

Posui Gart1 votes

Her E has really low range and if she tries to get close for it-stun in the face and W-Q. Or Q-E from Malzahar. Or W-QQQ from Karthus, W-E-Q from Ahri, Q-E-W from Syndra, you got the idea. She cant use her E on anyone ranged without being punished.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Yea but if she lands one Q on you, your basically fucked. You can trade all you want, but unless you have a Guaranteed stun, she will basically win every trade.

Posui Gart1 votes

Unless I have a stun or silence or good slow/root, and they are almost 100% to hit because she has to go right at you to spam that Es. I once saw ally Brand walked right in her Q so enemy 2/3 hp Cass walked to him to spam E, only to get Brand's E-Q-W-ignite and die

Ñapoleoni1 votes

I think you are completely underestimating the E's Range. It's at 700, and her Q is at 850. Tristana, the champion with the highest AA range in the game, has 669 range. Do you know how easy it is to simply stay behind minions and Drill your opponent with E's and Q's? Every Cass you've been up against apparently doesn't know what "Staying behind your minions" Means.

Posui Gart1 votes

And 700 range is really low. You shouldn't ever be that close to enemy while laning. Its like saying Annie can stun you with Q, followed by W and there is no counter for this.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

Annie's ranges are at 625 . . . And Average mid laner ranges are 650- 900

Skill shot Oriented Champs are usually >900

Also, we aren't even considering Melee mid laners. I guess Fizz will have a fairly easy time.

O and this text box is getting so small.

Also your right with Annie having no counter play, there is already enough QQ threads about her.

Cogito Ergo Sol 1 votes

As a Cassio player I can say that yes, she has the potential to kill the jungler/midlaner in a 2vs1 situation, but if you have a good jungler he should rush a Crowl/some hp since she hasn't got any % damage, even if she has the movespeed buff she is still kinda immobile. And she is very versitile if we talk about items, she can go with a standard damage build item 3040 item 3020 item 3089 item 3285 item 3157 item 3135 or a tankier build like this item 3027 item 3001 item 3157 item 3020 item 3089 and then a item 3116 or even a item 3151 She is still somewhat squishy and if she does not land the poison in a fight/in lane she's kinda useless

Vistha Kai1 votes

You are.

Ñapoleoni1 votes

˙ǝɹɐ noʎ ou

Oerba No Naja1 votes

im laughing so hard XD .

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