Everytime you're in promos<3

This is beyond accurate.. Especially the ending.

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lol. Here's how it generally goes for me (completely fabricated story, enjoy):

"Last pick in promos. Typical."

First Pick: - DW guys I'll carry Second Pick: - DW guys I'll carry Third Pick: - See you in 30 minutes Fourth Pick: - DW guys I'll carry

Me: "Okay uhh, what support do you want?"

Janna or Alistar. We need a front line go Leona. Radio Silence Pick disengage for Vayne

Me: Locks in Janna

: Wtf why not Nami? GG.

Game Starts afk again "wtf Vayne no leash" First Blood! "See! I carry!" "Back. Sorry my parents made me take the dog out" "An ally has been slain" (Riven dies to jungler trying to shove wave with 20 hp after her fight) "Executed!" (Yasuo dies trying to take Raptors because the thinks he's Xiao Wei Xiao) Spam pinging for assistance from Yi. She's level 2 and Graves/Thresh are level 4 now. Takes dragon. Okay, maybe there's still hope. "An ally has been slain" (Yasuo dies trying to tower dive for a kill. Flashes and dies to turret shot anyways) "An ally has been slain" (Riven dies to jungle gank again because she isn't warding and keeps going all in) "Fking camped up here. Come help Yi" "An ally has been slain" (Riven uses TP to get back to lane and dies to Mega Gnar instantly). "An ally has been slain" (Vayne gets hooked by Thresh from the brush and dies instantly since she's still a full level down in xp) "Wtf Janna" Guess I was supposed to body block it. Me: Press tab and look at scoreboard. Riven pretty far behind, Vayne csing well but down a kill and a full level in xp. Yi has a ton of farm but their jungler has 2 kills now. WTF YASUO IS 0-6? "An ally has been slain" (Yasuo dying again the second he walks into lane) Fuck this. It's like we don't even have a jungler. Enemy jungler hasn't come mid a single time* "An ally has left the game!" Yasuo leaves.
"FF at 20" "An ally has been slain" (Vayne got hooked while I was warding dragon) Stay with me Janna...

20 minutes, team FFs 3 to 1 vote.

The End :D

The Sequel : Game after lost promos Katarina mid goes legendary in 5 minutes and carries your ass back into promos so that you can have a repeat of the above story.

You have described every one of my promos and 75% of my normals in a nutshell.

Shoulda locked the bull

Fuck this. It's like we don't even have a jungler. Enemy jungler hasn't come mid a single time*

THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE! It's not the jungler's job to camp your lane to give you 2v1 advantages.. If you lose 1v1's you need to stop blaming the jungler and get better. The jungler needs to focus on counter ganking for top and bot, as well as objectives. Don't get me wrong, if I'm not busy with counter ganking or objectives I will be more than happy to gank mid for you (or top lane for you if the lanes I was counter ganking were mid/bot) We're junglers, we aren't perfect. Don't you dare blame us though when you get your ass stomped in a 1v1.. especially if you refuse to counter build even when youre behind.. what i mean by that is against ap for example Sorry for the mini rant Nasereth! :3

I lost 4 promos already. About to lose my 5th. I dunno man QQ RIP

I know! I love his videos! He always makes me chuckle. Everything he says is true. My favorite is his JG one. (This one as well)

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Oh shit, I love Crendor! His League-based noncontent is SO true, especially that Ranked Matchmaking one.

Doesn't have enough Cren-Cat tho... needs an HD remake... filmed in IKEA.