Dear Illaoi

Thank you for all you have done. I needed to get buttfucked. I needed to be put in my place by a fair and balanced champion that has 4500 health and 300 AD. I needed to be fisted by tentacles doing half my health whilist you have 200 armor Thank you illaoi, for healing all of your HP because you hit the team with your ult about 2 times. Thanks for, when losing getting camped by your jungler. Every damn time. Thank you for, when you are ahead, getting ganked and getting a triple kill.

Thank you Illaoi, for making me hate a champion more than I ever thought I could.

PS: I'm fucking sick and tired of hearing you recall every time you are on my damn team.