Guess who's back? Back again? Ryze is back.

ChoGathsSon··5 votes·475 views

Ryze is back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back?

Riot's created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Sion no more They want ranged tops, Top Lane's chopped liver Well if you want Ryze, then this is what I'll give Ya A little bit of perma snares mixed with some rage quitters Some overload that will delete my healthbar quicker Then a spell flux when I get shocked at the fountain by Ryze when I'm not cooperating When I'm getting fountain dove while Ryzes balanced passive is operating (HEY) You waited this long to stop debating Cuz Ryze is back, in top lane and dominating I know you got a job Mr Merrill But Ryzes balance problems are complicating So the balance team won't let melees be so let me see Ryze tried to shut them down even the tier 3s But Ryze said top lane feels so empty without me So come on and dip, rod of ages on your lips Fuck that, void staff on your lips and some on your hips And get ready, cuz top lanes about to be ranged Ryze just got overbuffed "FUCK YOU MELEES!"

Now this looks like a job for Ryze So everybody just follow RYZE Cuz we need a little ranged top for melees to SIGH Cause it feels so empty without Ryze I said, This looks like a job for Ryze Cuz we need a little ranged top for melees to SIGH CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT RYZE

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No way to escape the new Ryze and he dont need cdr with his ult passive. Who is doing all those broken reworks? Everytime a champ get a rework or abilities changes, he become broken and is nerfed 2 patches after Cassiopeia Nidalee Sejuani Sion Gragas and soon Karma (when the pro will "discover" her 0 sec cd ult)

ChoGathsSon1 votes

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No way to escape the new Ryze and he dont need cdr with his ult passive. Who is doing all those broken reworks? Do they even test their reworks? Everytime a champ get a rework or abilities changes, he become broken and is nerfed 2 patches after Cassiopeia Nidalee Sejuani Sion Gragas and soon Karma (when the pro will "discover" her 0 sec cd ult)

Don't start because all of you idiots on this board section talked about how shit his rework was and how he's the worst champion in the game. I even made a thread saying they shouldn't buff him because he's probably strong, people just haven't figured out how to play him yet (and build him).

The buffs were what they were, they did push him over the top but they exposed what the flaws are with his kit. Just remove his perma snaring and he's probably okay.

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