League of Tanks! More year long CC ;}

III BAKURYU III ·Jun 8, 2019·15 votes·6,885 views

So tired of having to auto attack twice instead of once to get a kill. Also, can you guys increase slows, stuns, roots by about 2 years instead of just 1 ?
Oh, and this meta is so fun for watch the LEC/LCS; love me some 20 min 18-3 average kills per game stomps.

Tanks are out of control! I know just rekts, shrekts, pekts, owns, pwns and zones Tanks but damn it RITO! I want an item that is in item form that just 100-0 with 1 click. - Also, make such item between $5-10 gold.

Gasp, another Champion! Riot! You minx!
Huh, oh look, she's barefoot/shows feet like the last 4-5 champions that you've created..... if I didn't know any better I think you have a foot fetish.

Alright, well back to playing some ~~Call of League~~

24 Comments

CloakAndGrenadeJun 8, 20194 votes

League of tanks? Tanks have been in the dumpster for the entire season and a large chunk of last season. One black cleaver on a team and guess what, see that malphite that has a taric passive and totals out to be around 600 armor? Doens't matter he's squishy. Their CC doesn't matter if they pop like a balloon before even being able to get off a full spell rotation.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20194 votes

Exactly. I don't think you actually read my post but yeah.....

Pandemic PunchJun 8, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=III DRU III ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=eAUER1z2,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2019-06-08T17:11:16.262+0000)

Exactly. I don't think you actually read my post but yeah.....

To be fair, your post didn't add any clarity on what your real message was. The title is one message and the post is another. You never clarify yourself so we are getting mixed messages. It is clear you are being sarcastic in your post though. There just isn't 100% clarity on what you truly believe.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20192 votes

Gotta stay frosty.

Pandemic PunchJun 8, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=III DRU III ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=eAUER1z2,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2019-06-08T22:46:26.704+0000)

Gotta stay frosty.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20191 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

SyrileJun 8, 20194 votes

Riot's "balance" team is the perfect example of a bad business model being used to tell a terrible narrative in a game that is going down the drain.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20191 votes

Honestly at this point I think it's self-sabotage or something.

SweedishGunnerJun 8, 20193 votes

A foot fetish eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20192 votes

Nothing wrong with having a foot fetish but c'mon....... it legit seems like the past 7 or so champions are barefoot/flip flops. lol

SweedishGunnerJun 8, 20193 votes

True, nothing compares to Maid Nidalee's updated splash though.

That was done by a true artist.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20192 votes

You know you actually have a soft spot for Gragas you don't have to lie. lol JK

wildfox9TJun 8, 20192 votes

So tired of having to auto attack twice instead of once to get a kill

then play Draven

Whyskered WyrmJun 8, 20191 votes

SO you seem to make fun of leagues high damage and quick matches by calling them call of league, yet you complain about not oneshotting things?

GlaricionJun 8, 20193 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk[]

Ambitious MinnowJun 8, 20194 votes

[{quoted}](name=Whyskered Wyrm,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=eAUER1z2,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-06-08T02:57:01.793+0000)

SO you seem to make fun of leagues high damage and quick matches by calling them call of league, yet you complain about not oneshotting things?

It's sarcasm???

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20193 votes

Yeah, I was being sarcastic.

RagnaveilJun 8, 20191 votes

Next thing I honestly expect if tanks were allowed a foot into this meta: "Riven's sooooo weak, tanks just eat our damage and our cooldowns are like 1000% more than theirs, pls buff Riven Riot!" - Riven Main Echochamber

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20191 votes

I'm afraid we(tank mains/ole' school league players) will need to eat the good ole' burst s$it sandwich for the next year + because I'm afraid it won't change anytime soon.

RagnaveilJun 8, 20191 votes

We will continue to do so until riot understands how too high % pen is right now.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20191 votes

Riot isn't going to do anything about it until AFTER Worlds. 100%

Right now, Riot has been slowly trying their best to stop Korea/Asian teams from dominating the pro scene. Riot pretty much removed sight from the map, trying to speed up the games in which Korean players have always played slow but smart and insert crazy burst so when Clown fiesta like teams from NA get early leads(as we always have, but never able to win off such) we summoner 32 such to victories.

May the league God have mercy on us all

RagnaveilJun 8, 20191 votes

Idk if they will do anything period. Look at toplane and its lack of structure. Way too many champs in one lane with different playstyles to the point they've given up balancing it. Hence why Riven still avoids any meaningful nerfs (besides her mains echochambering)

LordGeovanniJun 8, 20191 votes

if we cutting cc non tanks need theirs cut first. CC is tanks Job Mages and adcs have really heavy slows and roots that also nuke you at the same time.

III BAKURYU III Jun 8, 20191 votes

Oh no, I'm with you as my post is actually satire of sorts, sarcasm.

I agree, non tanks being able to 100-0 just about anyone with 1 ability + having year long CC + when every champion Riot releases has some crazy %HP damage that hurts tanks.
'Oh, you wanna build tanky and be a.... OH - IDK a TANK? well the tankier you get the more damage I'll do.'

item 3065 - 100 % useless from my knowledge because of the crazy % hp damage, buying it is a death sentence. It sucks because it's the only good MR solo item for tanks.

item 3102 This item sucks if you're an AD tank.

I've come to only build these tank items so I don't get fully abused item 3107 item 3193 item 3800 I know there are other good tank items but I've only won off these.