EXPLAIN TO ME HOW 3 MINUTES IS ENOUGH TIME TO COME BACK AFTER YOUR CLIENT SHITS THE BED?

Surr20plz·Jul 2, 2016·2 votes·447 views

FUCK THIS SHIT! YOUR CLIENT IS THE REASON THAT MY SCREEN FROZE!

I'M SITTING THERE UNABLE TO ALT TAB, UNABLE TO CTRL ALT DELETE.

I HAVE TO HARD REBOOT THE WHOLE THING AND IT TAKES LONGER THAN 3 MINUTES TO GET IN.

SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CLIENT CRASHES?!

I GET THAT IF YOU HAVE AN INTERNET HICCUP YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IN, BUT WHEN YOUR SHIT GAME CRASHES AND WE'RE FUCKING FROZEN HOW THE FUCK IS IT FAIR TO FUCK ME OUT OF ALL THAT LP?!

10 Comments

Deep Terror NamiJul 2, 20161 votes

It's not about whether you will ever get back, it's about your team falling behind during your absence. You don't actually get 3 minutes, you get 90 seconds; if you come back at 100 seconds they still get the option to remake. Should it be extended just a little bit? Maybe, maybe not, but this is the first iteration of the system so change is certainly possible.

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

JUST LET IT BE A DODGE! DON'T FUCK THE PERSON AS IF IT WAS A LOSS WHEN YOUR CLIENT FREEZE LOCKS THEIR SCREEN!

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

THERE IS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NO REASON TO HIT ME WITH A FULL GAME OF LP LOSS!

IT SHOULD BE A DODGE TOPS! HOW COULD THAT BE ABUSED ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN CURRENT DODGING?

IT FUCKING COULDN'T!

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

90 FUCKING SECONDS?!

IT COULD TAKE YOU 90 SECONDS JUST TO REALIZE THAT THE SHIT CLIENT FROZE! MUCH LESS GET YOUR WHOLE SYSTEM REBOOTED!

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

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Swiftdeath2evilJul 2, 20161 votes

I actually agree with Nami.

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

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I actually agree with Nami.

What do you mean you actually agree with Nami?

Nami makes perfect sense. What I said also makes perfect sense.

There is no reason to give the person who didn't make it in anymore than a dodge penalty because at the end of the day that's all it should amount to. It doesn't equate to anything more than a dodge...IN FUCKING FACT! IF ANNYTHINNG IT'S LESS THAN A DODGE! BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY NOT ALL OF US WHO COULDN'T MAKE IT IN WERE TRYING TO DODGE! MAYBE WE GOT FUCKED BY THE CLIENT FREEEZING!

Valor BotJul 2, 20161 votes

Good thing the new client is well underway.

Sorry to hear about that though, it's happened to me before too and it sucks.

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

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Good thing the new client is well underway.

Sorry to hear about that though.

Yeah, I hope the new client doesn't do this.

I hope that's something they're addressing. Someone else made a thread awhile ago about how it's been all these years and there is still no indication or anything about the screen just sitting there frozen. How this wasn't priority A fucking number 1 back when this first started happening is insane. I can only assume that it's impossible to do anything about with this client if not then it's pure amateur hour.

Surr20plzJul 2, 20161 votes

BUT UNTILLLLL THENNN!!

LET IT BE A FUCKING DODGE!!!!!