Full AD Darius is the Scariest Thing in League

ZileanUltJesusOP·6/2/2015, 7:50:42 PM·38 votes·8,757 views

Maybe not that scary for ranged carries but my god if you are a melee, prepare that sweet tender butthole. I cannot explain how fun it is in team fights to just flash in slam your face on the keyboard and take a dump on the r key and magically get a triple kill. You better pray to the mighty lords of whatever forsaken deity you believe in that darius doesnt go full AD because if he does its about to be Lebron James on Jason Terry all over the rift. But on a real note though i went full ad darius with last whisper and at level 18 i had hydra bloodthirster tri force lucidity boots maw and IE and their nasus was ful ltank with a Tri force and 700 stacks and that scrub got rekt so hard let me tell ya. Shreked his armor like it was paper and slammed my juicy 1400 true damage ult straight onto his head and down through his tight little asshole. If you want to have some serious fun, full ad darius is the way to go, and if you are feeling extra ballsy throw in those mobi boots. No escape today bitch. COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

89 Comments

Verxint6/2/2015, 7:57:32 PM22 votes

Meanwhile in bronze...

Insulting aside, while full AD Darius is funny, it gets CCD to death at higher mmrs.

It is worth noting that if a full AD Darius crits on W with a trinity proc, he can hit 2.5k damage.

Fadedpf6/3/2015, 1:04:10 PM8 votes

Everything is irrelevant the only part I noticed was "prepare that sweet tender butthole"

3TWarrior6/3/2015, 4:08:33 AM2 votes

AD Thresh says hi... Thresh I can hit for 3k damage first hit and then 1500 second, bye bye anyone with lag enough to get in range of his Q

Carniverous6/2/2015, 11:20:14 PM1 votes

Despite the rage your getting, I can understand why you would like being full AD, 1400 True damage is scary, for anyone. 2200 HP on a carry, AA, swing, ult, kill right?

Where is the middle ground for AD - Tank though?

Also, you might love a Full AD Sion, Bush Wookie it up.

WillHealForHonor6/3/2015, 9:43:21 PM1 votes

do u watch lcs? if daruis was sooo gud he would be spammed in the lcs

Wînter Fox6/8/2015, 6:53:19 PM1 votes

The day this becomes popular is the day I quit League.

3TWarrior6/9/2015, 7:06:36 PM1 votes

here's one I think you'll like even more...full critical damage poppy

with 5 infinity edges, your attack comes to at least 500, critical for 250% each time for 1250, instant reset for 600 magic damage on Q, and oh, the best part, immune to all damage and crowd control for 8 seconds other than her primary target, so the less likely the target can strike you down, the mroe damage you can do to the group

also, if you just want to take out a target, the target of her ult receives 40% max more damage from poppy, so she can hurt quite a lot