I feel for you having more unskilled team mates than the enemy team, however I'm gonna report this post to riot for you toxic attitude and constant name calling of people. Trash talking might be part of sports but there is no sport where they do it to their own team. Personally I hope your account is permabanned as I for one would rather not play than be on a person who is like you.
as to your statements
If your bot is 2-16 together, then help other lanes, them being 2-16 or 0-100-0 doesnt mean your behind just means the enemy bot lane is winning. Also kills don't win games objectives do.
3v5ing is hard but can be done, as to bot allowing your jungle, drag, ect to be taken. Your the jungler, its your main priotity to protect those things, just bc they lost lane is no reason to push your own faults on them.
1 lane getting ahead with a champ that can carry has been a thing since season 1 i believe. Its season 7 now so.... idk why your suprised.
1st blitz hooks are honestly one of the hardest skill shots in the game to dodge. Thats why he's banned alot. As for the brain dead team mates your refering to... are you a doctor? did you check their brain cells to make sure they are dead? Are you a lcs pro in a bronze ranked game.... wait nm you'd have tobe just as skilled as they were tobe matched with them stupid question.
Do i really need to continue with answering your rant of rage? Do you really think anyone cares you lost a game. And yes i say you. Why? because players that rage lose 33% more games staticily also your a member of a 5 man team, so 20% of the game u can influence. So you by your self right now are increasing your teams chance to lose by 53%. So no you wont be carrying 100% of your games. even challengers don't do that. Also yes they're gonna be a lot harder to win. Why? because you work against your team tilting them further. If your constantly harrassing your team, and your loseing games. The team mates change but losses dont. Only factor you should be focusing on is the common one that being YOU. So shut the rage up and learn how to actually play.