Ultimate QQ Whining Complaining Post By A Silver (Warning: Walls and Walls of Text)

I randomly felt like typing a long essay, so I made thing really long post venting a lot of my frustrations about League. I recently took a break from League for a few day because I wasn't haven't fun, so I decided to play Shaco top in normals and my lane opponent was Illaoi, so after dealing with that god awful champion I finally made this post which I've been meaning to make for quite a while.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. Champions
2. MetaGolem
3. Minion Block
4. Towers
5. Death Timers
6. Basic Game Info
7. League Points (LP)
8. Bans

Champions - Here I go, time to complain and cry about 34 champions. Personally I hate her true damage more than anything else, but that's not what her problem is, she's way too mobile. Most of the playerbase knows how to fix this, remove the speed buff from her Q or at least make her have to hit a target to get the speed buff. I don't know why Riot nerfed her charm when the solution is so obvious. Also her death voice needs to be changed, because every time she dies I have to afk and fa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).....look away because its just so sad. The only thing keeping Azir in check is his incredibly high skill requirement. Azir's kit is actually incredibly toxic, he's impossible to lane against as a melee, this is true even when facing a mediocre Azir. He has non targetable soldiers that do most of his damage, mobility, a knockback ult that is very good for defense, and he can move his soldiers. Imagine is Heimerdinger could suddenly reposition all of his turrets, he would be hell to face. This is basically what Azir does albeit his soldiers have much lower range than Heim's turrets. The main problem with Azir can be summed up as this. Azir's kit is designed in such a way that the more skilled you are with him, decreases the possible counterplay your opponent has against you, and increases the outplay potential you have against them. You probably think I'm going to complain about his grab, nope. Why the fuck does this bastard have not 1, but 2 abilities with 100% ap ratio's, not to mention absurdly high base damages? Cait isn't a major problem by any means, but this is annoying as fuck. Her traps are supposed to be a zoning tool, but I see Cait's placing so many traps they basically create new terrain. I'll be going to contest the enemy team for dragon and see 5 fucking traps lined up together from wall to wall making it impossible to pass without stepping in a trap or going around some other way. That's a little too much zoning power in my opinion. http://i.imgur.com/7KGWTaU.png He’s the one that’s 1/10, he’s the one that lost the game, and so why is it that I’m the one that’s frustrated after the game? It’s because he’s fucking annoying to play against, he has a tool to help him deal with every situation imaginable, his kits overloaded as fuck, he’s hypermobile, has range, cc, a shield, bonus damage on his auto’s, and an ultimate that makes any possible mistake he makes forgivable, his fucking ultimate is an aoe nuke with ridiculous scaling that also heals him. He’s completely bullshit to the point where even in games when you completely trash him and win the game you still end up just angry at the end of the game. Every time I killed him after he failed an invade, all I could think is, why the fuck do I play this game I should just afk and uninstall this shit. Ekko is undoubtedly one of Riot’s worst designed champions. She's intentionally kept weak most of the time because of her stealth. Her stealth makes her frustrating to play against, and what she's had to give up in order to keep that stealth has often times left her playerbase unsatisfied with her power level. I think it would be better for everyone if her stealth was removed, just my opinion. The old Fiora was one of my favorite matchups in season five as a Wukong main. Her ult countered my ult, and my W countered her ult. It was a skill matchup that had to be played carefully, and I really enjoyed it. The only problem old Fiora had was her ult, it was basically a Master Yi Q that lasted 3 seconds and did 5 times as much damage, but I would rather have that than the current abomination that Riot calls Fiora. UNDO THE REWORK, I want the old Fiora back QQ. High base damages, high scalings, high mobility, low cooldowns, and invulnerability. Nope, just nope. That's right, I'm such a butthurt low elo whiner I'm even complaining about Galio. His ultimate is ridiculous, just read the description http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Galio holy fuck its broken. If Galio was played more I'm certain he would get nerfed into the ground, he's sleeper OP, at least in silver. UNDO THE REWORK, there was nothing wrong with the old Gangplaink. I have level 5 mastery on GP, but then he got reworked and I hated the rework so much I returned him. Fuck his barrels, you want balanced barrels take a look at Gragas, so balanced he spin them on his fingertip. I hate his silver serpents so much, for the same reason I hate playing Nasus, I just want to get experience and get my ability in its entirety, not have to farm and absurd amount of minions for it. His Q doesn't apply his passive, this is the thing I absolutely hated the most about his rework, removing that synergy between his passive and Q killed him for me. Yes, I know he was nerfed recently, but the nerf was honestly just a stone thrown at a god. Graves is simple to sum up, his damage is way too god damn high and he's too tanky while building no tank items.. I can not explain with words how badly you fucked up with this champion Riot, I would rather get grabbed by Blitz than by Test of Spirit. Her ult is so overpowered she can 1v5 teams with it without being fed. Her E needs to be completely reworked and no fucking curses and her ultimate needs to not apply her healing. Too mobile, way too good at kiting. Not to mention how annoying it is when she saves her support from the most retarded of situations. Too mobile and safe for how much burst she has. Riot needs to go to a Buffs Anonymous meeting because they're seriously addicted to buffing Lee Sin even when he needs nerfs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgLSB1oucis Lissandra has 2 common build paths, one is buying Morello first item, and the other is buying ROA first item. If I had went Morello I would have almost been one shot by a fucking 2/4/5 support Lux with 25 cs and for items. How the fuck is this balanced? I had 900 HP left, if I had went Morello I would have had 400 HP left, almost oneshot by a fucking support. It's like Riot tried to design a champion with as little counterplay as possible. Malz has a suppress, silence, and point and click damage over time. We really need an AP item. Master Yi's kit is unbalanced on its own certainly, but unbalanced as it is, he would be manageable in game if not for his synergy with insaney overpowered items. Her ultimate is broken. I know it doesn’t have a base damage, but these scaling’s are still ridiculous. AD SCALING 900/1050/1200% AP SCALING 240/280/320% Wukong used to have the highest ultimate scaling at 440% and at rank 3 having a massive base damage of 800. I’ll compare the damage their ultimate’s do in increments of 100 AD up to 400 AD. WUKONG | MISS FORTUNE 1240 | 1200 1680 | 2400 2120 | 3600 2560 | 4800 Even with no base damage Miss Fortune’s ultimate easily out scales the next highest AD ultimate scaling in the games, and this doesn’t take into account if she built any AP. Here’s the best part, it not only massively out scales the next highest scaling AD ultimate, has huge AD and AP scaling, but on top of all that the fucking thing can Critically Strike. NOTE: Technically Lucian’s ultimate has a higher scaling than Wukong’s but it’s unlikely for him to get the full damage off so I used Wukong for comparison instead. Spears, they have absolutely no risk involved, but have incredible reward for hitting them. His playstyle is unhealthy. Pantheon just tries to poke you down with high damage point and click spears and all in you before he goes oom. Its been speculated that champions like Pantheon are the reason there haven't been any AD mana items introduced, I don't know if thats true or not, but it seems likely enough. Her fucking blind has got to be in the top 5 abilities in the game that are just a big fuck you to any sort of counter play. She’s comes up to you at the speed of sound, knocks you back, blinds you, and there’s not one fucking thing you can do except sit there and take her damage until it wears off. How the fuck are you supposed to deal with that? All point and click abilities literally can’t be used, and you can’t aim your directional abilities because you’re blind, and if you try and run for all you know you could be running towards her, and if you run away she’ll just catch you with her ult. I’ve got to say, it’s really impressive that riot made a champion that can camp every lane and still have time to farm the jungle. I can't fathom why his winrate is so low, maybe its because I'm a low elo scrub, but he seems op to me. He has high damage, he's tanky, mobile, sustained, even has a fucking stun which I personally think should be removed, and he's resourceless. Suddenly getting oneshot out of nowhere isn't what most of the playerbase would call balanced. Riven's not nearly as bad as some of the others on this list, but she's still has problems. I think she would seem much less faceroll if her mobility was toned down. Oh my god, she needs to have her clear speed nerfed hard as fuck. Like holy fuck, every time I see Shyvana in game she's at least 2 levels up on everyone else in the game even the solo laners by 20 minutes in. Most games she hits level 18 at 30 minutes while the rest of her team is at most level 14. Its completely ridiculous. I realized that someone has to have the highest clear speed but Shyvana is just ridiculous. "There is not much to say about Shyvana except all she does is farm and then hit people with a sack of gold" - Stonewall008 At this point I think we can all agree that healing power greater than Sona or Nami can't be balanced. Imagine if not only made you invulnerable but also let you move around with a massive speed buff, well thats exactly what this fat fuck does, and he has high damage, a fuckton a cc, and he has 2 HEALTH BARS. Fuck this champion Also he's an incredibly racist champion, not really I just have a sick mind, he's a southern gentleman that goes around licking people, like a slavemaster licking slaves. That ult. AP Udyr came out of nowhere with Runic Echoes and started dominating, but lets look at this a little closer. Runic Echoes before it got nerfed gaved 60 AP, 10% Movespeed, and a weaker passive. There was nothing really overpowered about the item, but Udyr's winrate still shot up to 57% with it. This wasn't a problem with Runic Echoes though it probably did need the movespeed nerf. Udyr and Runic Echoes got nerfed, but Udyr is still going around with mostly tank items doing almost hypercarry level damage and being way too fast to escape or catch. I hate everything about this champion, I hate Vayne more than any other champion. Just having her in one of my games whether on my team or the enemies, tilts the fuck out of me. Max %HP True Damage does not belong in this game at all. Vayne has high mobility, insane damage, stealth, a knockback/conditional stun. Literally her only weakness is being squishy, but between being able to reposition every few seconds, a knockback to counter dives, and stealth, she's is just a complete bullshit champion. You just had to buff him didn't you Riot. Can't be killed with less than 4 people, making you easy targets for the rest of his team. Oh hey, I was reking Yasuo all game as Gragas, but for some reason those 5 times he windwalled my ult pissed me off. Whether its balanced or not most players don’t actually care, it’s annoying as fuck and no one wants to deal with that. A champion that can delete almost any range attack with a basic ability is frustrating to play against. His mobility is annoying, especially because he uses my own minions to his advantage, and his double crit and shield passive give him high damage and a shield for easily winning trades, and why is an already auto-attack reliant champion resourceless? There have been so many post about Zed it’s sickening. There have been post complaining about Zed, post defending Zed, post complaining about the post complaining about Zed. Here is the absolute truth about Zed. A champion can be unbalanced for 2 main reasons, there numbers are too high which can be fixed with nerfs, or their kits are fundamentally toxic which can’t be fixed with nerfs. Zed’s kit is toxic, whether the numbers on his ratios are too high or not I don’t know, but here is the ultimate truth about Zed, his kit is toxic and can’t NOT be fixed with nerfs, he’s bullshit to play against, and the only ones who defend him are the ones who play him.

MetaGolem - This came out of nowhere recently, and I didn't know what a metagolem was before a recent post on the boards homepage, but its real and its a problem. Its a single build thats completely viable on basically ANY melee champion. there are several variation of it usually only changing 1 or 2 items, but this is basically it. Here is 's version of it . I've only been playing for a year and a few months so this is the first metagolem I've seen, but apparently there have been several metagolems in past seasons.

Minion Block - This shouldn’t even be an issue, this should be the absolute last thing we have to complain about. But no, instead we have this shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFaMOIHNgJo

Towers - The boards have complained about towers so much that there's not really anything I can say that hasn't been said already, they're just too weak.

Death Timers - This out of everything is the worst change of season 6. Why you ask? because when you're dead it is the only time that you're literally not playing the game, you either shop or stare at the screen. I get that deaths need to be punishing, but they already were, we all know deaths needing to be more punishing isn't why Riot increased death timers. They increased death timers to make games end faster and this has cause nothing but problems. Longer death timers has simultaneously caused to opposite affects. It makes comebacks almost impossible, and it makes comebacks stupidly easy to pull off. Impossible because dying sets you so far behind that its incredibly diffucult to catch up, and easy because either team getting aced after 30 minutes is almost certain to lose the game before they're up again, its not an actually comeback, its a weird premature end to a match.

Basic Game Info - It is absolutely required to go to a 3rd party site to get information about champions, most often the League Wikia. As much as I love the League Wikia and its great information, its unbelievably sad that we have to go to a different website to get the basic information about a champions and other things. You know that comparison I did between and while I was complaining about champions, I got none of the information for it from the League website, I tried, but the official page for on the League website says her Ultimate has 400 range...........No, don't believe me? http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/missfortune/

League Points (LP) - On average I think I lose about 21 for each loss and gain about 17 for each win, this makes climbing incredibly hard. I haven't actually kept track to check this but I'm certain those are the amounts I see most often for wins and loss's. I'll probably record this to check at some point, but thats another thing, why doesn't the game keep track of LP for you in match history? It tracks IP, so why doesn't it track LP?

Bans - Most games I lose aren’t because the enemy team was more skilled or made better decisions, but because their team had more bullshit champions or because bot lane fed. Most games I win I still end up feeling frustrated at the end because of bullshit champions. League will always have a few ridiculously unbalanced champions at all times, and bans help with that. If bans weren't enough and a cancer champion slipped through then a team would have to work around that champion in order to win, the problem right now is that even with all bans being used on cancer champions are still a myriad of cancer champions to pick from. What the fuck am I supposed to do with the enemy team looking like this every game against teams like this even when my team shits on them and wins, I still just end up frustrated at the end because champions like these are just fucking stupid to play against. I have absolutely no faith in Riot's balance team and their ability to fix this problem, we need 10 bans, this would not fix the problem, but holy fuck it would help so much. I have a dream that one day my team bans will look like this :D