Not sure how good of an idea this is, but should you get an assist for tanking damage?
what I mean by that is, lets say you're a tank and you run at the enemy team only to say get ulted by malzahar and attacked by the enemy team, repeatedly soaking up damage for your team, but you didn't get a hit off on them, your team kills them all but you get no assists, even though you took almost all of the damage during that teamfight. Like I said, i'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, I just woke up.
Now we need a skin where this guy is made of meat
Isn't that going to give you assists? It deals damage to the enemies in the end just by being attacked.